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[wizardsmeringue]

michaels 😭

[peggy-ovo]

flat is absolutely imploding all around me.

2 flatmates had a spat, now flatmate and his girlfriend are moving out and doing everything in their power to fuck us over as MUCH as possible. and now other flatmate who started the whole thing is trying to turn me against the other 2 which I don't fucking appreciate either because she fucking caused this!

I'm the only one completely innocent in all of this and I'm getting fucked the most.

I like this house! I don't want to leave! but the couple are trying to make it as hard as possible to make this a smooth transition, I have basically no money to buy ANYTHING, I start my job 7 days before the lease is up in 5 weeks, and theyve decided that 5 weeks before they leave they're just going to sell all of the appliances and furniture.

I'm so fucking pissed at every single one of them. if I had it my way all three of them would be leaving.

[ratcarney]

LMFAO the audio i got from youtube was recorded on a MICROWAVE

[stygian-river]

I have an actual list of accomedations to buy after I finally move out, when my parent won't be there to stop me because it's a "waste of money/space" or "bad for the environment", and it keeps growing

[ubassembly]

so its like, sort similar-Ish to the hatenna line where it stays this little thing and its just its jellyfish hat thing that gets bigger? but different just sorta similar. its just this lil dude looks sort of like 

this or something, i just scribbled this so itd probably change but, yknow, this tiny dude, it could sit in your hand its tiny. and a ghost steel type, coz i like ghost types it doesnt have to be a ghost type the concept could work without that.

 but i dont care its a ghost.

and when it evolves, like this isnt the first stage or whatever its just what the little dude looks like. when it evolves it stays the same except its in an increasingly large sort of haunted looking mech.

 but the little dude is the same, its final stage is this big mech with a jack o lantern face and its huge and scary and sort of like, mashed together looking a little falling apart. and in the jack o lantern mouth you can just see this lil pal just chilling at a control panel and its still like the exact same.

[aubrey-plaza]

me: I’m gonna sneakily and discreetly get a package sent to my office

package:

(thank you @gohandinhand)

[romeofantome]

A guy we call jesus did this at my school