#a really frog

[bloctg4]

go bunúsach, sílim gur an riail ghinearálta ná: má tá an fhuil atá taobh istigh de do chorp ag teastáil go mór ó dhuine éigin, agus gur… vaimpír, nó dracula, nó mansquito de chineál éigin atá ann, is dócha go bhfuil sé sin ceart go leor. tá dracula agus mansquito ceapaithe rudaí ar nós fuil agus claimhte a bhaint amach as do chorp. is dócha go bhfuil sé sin ceart go leor.

más mian le rud éigin do chuid fola a thógáil, agus gur murdersaurus de shaghas éigin iad, nó frog an-mhór, is as sin a thagann na fadhbanna. níl an-frog ceapaithe fuil a bhaint amach, agus tá sé seo ar eolas ag do chuid fola, agus is é sin an fáth go bhfuil sé chomh láidir agus é ag fanacht i do chorp seachas teacht amach.

ar an drochuair ní chuirfidh sé seo bac ar frog fíor-mhór, toisc go bhfuil frog fíor-mhór lán de rudaí cosúil le duaiseanna, agus luach, agus go leor fuath, agus b'fhearr leis i ndáiríre gach ceann de na rudaí sin a chur in áit do chuid fola, agus ar aon mhodh is féidir, leis an fhírinne a insint.

translation:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

grmma hollowtones