#a trainwreck

[nightwingvixen23]

Tim : pretty sure I'm in love with Conner

Bart : HUH ?!

Tim : yeah....

Bart : uh...gee dude...ummmm. maybe, I dunno, tell him how you feel or something ??

Tim : you think I haven't already tried that ?? but its like every time I start to tell him, I always end up buckling under the pressure

Miguel : how ??

Tim : ok. like, take yesterday for example

*Flashback*

Kon : *walks shirtless into the kitchen*

Tim : *chokes on his coffee*

Kon : you okay, man ??

Tim : yeah !

Kon : are you sure ??

Tim : *thumbs up*

Kon : *opens the fridge*

Tim :

Kon :

Tim : hey Conner ??

Kon : yeah ??

Tim : you're, uh...my soul mate

Tim : *jazz hands*

Kon : *blinks*

*Flashforward*

Bart : ouch

Miguel : wow

Tim : exactly

*Meanwhile somewhere else within Titans Tower*

Kon : *sitting on the floor with the girls*

Kon : --and then he suddenly does THIS thing *jazz hands*

Cassie : oh yeah, he's got it for you bad

Tanya : Tim doesn't just awkwardly jazz hand at anybody

Kon : is this some sort of primal human mating call ?? these "jazz hands ??"

Tanya : you could say that

Kon : so then....should I jazz back ??

Cassie : defiantly jazz back

*The next day*

Tim : *brushing his teeth*

Kon : *barrels into the bathroom*

Tim : *chokes on his toothbrush*

Kon : oh sorry !! I didn't mean to frighten you !

Tim: no no you're good. Is something wrong ?

Kon : no. however I do have something to convey to you

Tim : ok

Kon : *jazz hands*

Tim :

Kon :

Kon : did I do it right ?? are we mated now ??

Tim : hold on, wait a second, are we wHaT--???

[kkglinka]

I...have an idea. I think I know where that anime might diverge (assuming it's what we ficcers would call canon-divergent).

Imagine that Into the Breach (the underground tunnel subplot) happened on schedule, instead of early. Either the team took longer to find the buried city, or Ruby never fell into the sinkhole and they came back empty-handed. But the former scenario works better given that classic white-out, ears ringing effect that goes along with surreal awareness or loss of consciousness, after the train wrecks. You'll recall that exact moment centered on Weiss.

So, there's no real time gap between the train blowing holes into vale and releasing grimm, and the orchestrated fall of Beacon tower. RWBY are separated one by one as before, as they fight through the cars. But now, Yang is taken by Raven instead of left behind. RWB arrive into a city already overrun with both grimm and the full force of White Fang, just as Beacon is, so no teams arrive to help. Instead, the Atlesian fleet does.

From there, Weiss is taken to Atlas and joins that academy. Ruby and JNPR either follow immediately, or gear up and make their way to Atlas, later. Yang and Blake are the question marks for me. V2 Yang might very well have stayed with Raven for a time, if given the opportunity. I can't see v2 Ironwood accepting Blake though, because he (and many others) would assume she had been a plant. I can see her trying to find Yang and then going on that one woman rampage against the White Fang, as Sun once suggested. It would be an effective way to reduce their screen time and focus on Ruby and Weiss, as it appears the anime will do.

[internet-tears]

there are literally like 2 celebrities max on this cursed site and also seth everman who i have no reason to believe would turn out to be a class traitor. so who is this paywall shit targeted at? you think i’m going to pay for someone’s shitty supernatural gifsets?

[jonathan-byers-remade]

i love that we all agree that the debate was a shitshow right?

[mercurialshigh]

told myself i would get my shit together today. (john mulaney voice) yknow. like a liar

[lilakennedy]

I’m sorry. I was one of the first few people who responded to the post and I simply said why I still watch him. I’m sorry some people are twisting the post around to give lectures. I was just excited to chip into a civil discussion.

oH BUD NO!! don’t blame yourself! it was bound to happen as soon as anyone reblogged it, cause that meant it was going outta my follower/mutual circle!!! 

there really isn’t a single person to blame, and as much as i joke about how fast the post went downhil - i knew what i was getting into. i knew what type of responses i’d get to the post. 

none of you did something bad by adding your thoughts, that’s what i asked for afterall!

[kayceecruz]

This is the most terrifying thing I have seen in a long time tho.

[svcreds]

open to  :  m  /  f  /  nb plot  :  shinwoo has an embarrassingly Fat crush on ur muse and has too much people phobia to say anything abt it so alice, his trusty self-appointed translator and spokesperson, has decided to take matters into her own hands !!!

“  can i ask you something?  ”  an overwhelming amount of mischief is practically RADIATING off of her aura, unabashedly feigning a sense of bashfulness as she pulls a genuinely bashful shinwoo from behind her (  where he was hidden, albeit pretending as if he had something urgent to read in his notes from that day  ). and despite all of his protests, both verbal and silent, he’s situated right next to her.  “  what do you think of shinwoo? isn’t he cute? because the truth is ... he’s secretly pining for you! hard to tell, huh? it takes years to be able to differentiate between diffidence and timidness with him, but luckily for him, and you, you guys have me! i was going to wait until he told you for himself, but it’s SO painful watching him be so pathetic. ”  

god, if only he had brought duct tape. the more alice spoke, the more sheepish he got  —  he should have KNOWN something was weird when she offered to take him out to eat. things were never so simple with her. he could feel his face heating up, even more so with every single damned word alice spoke, sinking further and further into the confines of his sweater. just avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact, avoid eye contact.  “  alice, shut up.  ”  and then to the other, awkwardly & clearly uncomfortable, he’s mumbling,  “  s – she doesn’t know what she’s talking about ... we’ll just ... leave you alone now ...  ”