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RuPaul’s Drag Race Contestants

***I decided to put this information as a static page on the blog instead of a post because the post was too long.***

Here’s the link: RPDR Signs

Okay the static page was getting to be too long, so I made a spreadsheet!

Here’s the link: Drag Race Contestants’ Zodiac

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I decided to turn my Style Horoscopes into instagram posts. Go check them out and follow @abnormalastrology!

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Jigsaw Horoscopes

I am obsessed with Daniel Sloss’s Live Shows. I’ve watched them over a dozen times already, so here are your horoscopes via lines from the second episode.

(These are also posted on my new instagram account! Follow me over there! @abnormalastrology)

Aries – “I am such an insensitive, selfish motherfucker.”

Taurus – “You have to love the good with the shit, mainly because I’m 90% shit.”

Gemini – “I will not be happy until you and your kind die of irony.”

Cancer – “Maybe this time I won’t die inside.”

Leo – “It’s all a performance. I’m not like this in real life.”

Virgo – “Some of the thoughts I have genuinely disturb me.”

Libra – “Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?”

Scorpio – “I’ve decided to create my own struggles.”

Sagittarius – “What does my laziness have to do with any of this?”

Capricorn – “I know I’m wrong, yet it’s still my opinion. That’s fucked.”

Aquarius – “All I’m saying is question fucking everything.”

Pisces – “We need to break up! Why? Cuz I’m dead inside.”