#about guys

[oddlylonelyflights]

I’m a thirsty bitch

I need you to pay attention to me

[beckygirl95]

Why guys are assholes!!!

One day guys talk to you like you mean something and talk to you sexually and how they make you feel good and the next day they talk to like shit...... for example: they message you to say hi and have a great day and they tell you bye!!!! Really quickly!!! Makes you feel like they don't wanna talk to you anymore😠

Ps. That would make you feel like in idiot!!!! Also make you feel like a piece of shit if you didn't give them what they wanted!!!!! Also makes you cry over it, is it worth it!!!

[23andsingle]

I fell in love last night

Maybe it was my costume. Maybe it was how we met. Or maybe it was all the alcohol and other things I consumed. Either way, he was perfect. I drank a lot more than I should have, so I blacked out the last like hour. But before my mind went blank, I remember being all over him. Apparently his nickname was Stripper, so we'll go with that. Stripper was tall, buff and had an amazing smile, so I was immediately weak in the knees. All of the ladies at the party made a comment on how cute he was. He had all of us swooning. All. Of. Us. I saw some Snapchats, and I was all over him. Oh it was bad. He was apparently being flirty too, until I passed out in the bathroom and all hope went out the window. The Stripper apparently continued talking to the girl that brought him to the party. No one really knows after that. But they all saw me all over him. Oh it was so bad. I'm still a little embarrassed about how much I was all over him. I even vaguely remember grabbing his face to kiss him once or twice. Oh it was so so so bad. This is why I shouldn't drink. I try and flirt with everyone. Oh it's bad. Of course with my luck, all I got was a name. Nothing more. No way to reach out. Not that I would, out of embarrassment. But maybe he would text me. Ask if I was still with my head in the toilet. Or something cute like 'it was nice to meet you. Can I take you out to dinner?' Actually, I do have a confession. So a friend added him online and I immediately looked him up (when my hangover passed and I was back home) because I wanted to see if he was in a relationship or something. But I only confirmed he was, in fact, a stripper. So living in the city, most male strippers are gay. And that proposed the question, did I spend all night flirting with a gay guy? Until my embarrassment passes, I don't want to know the answer to that question. I've had enough embarrassment to last me a life time. I should be sleeping anyways, I just wanted to update you all. In case you were wondering how my love life is going. Goodnight -D

[23andsingle]

I hate guys

Let me be clear, I don’t hate all guys (because I haven’t met all of you! (kidding!)) Actually, I hate guys that I have crushes on. They’re all ridiculous. 

I am in the process of throwing myself at a guy via facebook message, and he’s either purposely ignoring me, or he’s not catching on to my many hints. There’s an event next weekend and I’ve told him about it a few times and he kind of acts like he wants to go, but then goes back to ignoring me. 

Before I start getting all the “if a guy wants to see you, he’ll make it happen” I totally get that, I’m not saying I want to introduce him to my family, but man oh man, he has some magical hands and then man knows how to sext. I’m not talking about sending dick pics and asking for nudes in return, I’m talking about the “your legs were so shaky that night, imagine it again?” sort of sext. The hot kind. (PSA to guys: the detailed text sext is way hotter than the dick pic, but make sure it’s the right timing and the girl is into it too) 

Anyways, so this is the guy I text after a few drinks and I’m looking for some some. Now for a while it was him initiating everything, but then it stopped all of a sudden and never started again. Now, you’d think I’d learn my lesson after a few failed attempts to meet, but I haven’t. And I still fight the urge to drunkly text him, It’s probably because I’ve had a crush on him for years and with my relationship norms, I just want to chew him up and spit him back out. Which is a whole entirely different rant than this one. 

There’s something about him that always lures me to him. It’s probably because he does that ‘trying hard to get’ with me and that always catching my attention and makes me want more. But I can’t help it. I just want to be around him. 

If I’m being honest here, it’s more than the magical hands and poetic sexts, we can actually carry a decent conversation about books, movies and music and play fight. Which makes me like him even more. 

All I want right now is my facebook alert to go off saying he sent me a mesage. But NOPE. He just read my last message and didn’t reply. Jesus Christ. With this guy I feel like I’m going to lose my mind trying to get him. I guess it’s the thrill of the chase that keeps me after him. 

Well enough ranting about one guy I can’t get out of my head, I need to pack for my trip this weekend. 

Don’t worry, I’ll be back to talk about guys soon! 

-D  

[thewiseguru]

Kan 3endi wow, ma bedi wow.. Bedi 3adi

N.A

[redhairandbooks]

augh i don’t understand guys? like, out of nowhere, this guy I went to high school with started texting me a couple weeks ago. i won’t deny that i had a thing for him back then, but i was also dating someone else, so i didn’t do anything- obvs. and he’s just all like “why haven’t i talked to you more often?” and idk because i went to college and he went into the army? and just never spoke anymore after graduating? but he and i used to pick on each other all the time in this one class and became fairly good friends

and now we’ve been talking again. he works from 11pm-7am and has constantly been texting me good morning before he passes out for the day, and then sometimes we start talking again when he wakes up in the evening. sometimes i can’t tell if he’s flirting, sometimes i’m sure and then i’m juts like no, no he’s not shut up

and then he was being funny just now, and I tried to be funny back (and recited a line from labyrinth, of all things) and the message apparently came across wrong. i cleared it up and he’s okay now, but i feel like things are awkward now? was flirting even happening?

is there something going on? i’m thinking way too much about this. i think way too much about people from high school suddenly talkign to me. certainly there’s not anything going on, i’m just being weird and ugh. it doesn’t help that he wanted to take me out to dinner like a couple years ago but couldn’t because of how far away we lived from the other and i am just reading way too much into this

[toopunkforthisx]

I wonder how my crush are doing and if they have work to do. I hope not, they need to relax and be pretty.