#absolute fail

[sarcasticirishcat]

[woowiee]

[rprambles]

so

guess which idiot was just in a car accident

i’m okay, no one got hurt, but fuck i can’t stop shaking. i’ve never been in an accident before and omg they’re terrifying someone please hug me

it unfortunately was my fault bc as stated above, i’m an idiot, so traffic school is in the future for me. fortunately my roommates are very understanding and supportive and smart because i was in fucking pieces

[ithurtsnotolaugh]

i changed my icon and now I can't recognize myself s.o.s

[catteries]

notsureifineedone replied to your post:Beyond the Hills, a Suikoden III fic

did not read any smut fics but it sure sounded liek that in that… summary? It was a good read. \o/

crying because I just realised that it does read like a bad smut fic summary

[jesuis-calm]

ok it's 11pm and my mini eggs are almost gone. I repeat, the mini eggs are almost gone. 

[mistargraves]

º3º is that right? O_o

Close enough for rock n' roll, baby. xD

she moves her body like a cyclonehere's the day you hoped would never comein the morning when you throw up wateranytime i need to see your face i close my eyes'cause i know that time has numbered my days

[werewun]

Rhiannon wasn't supposed to stay at mine last night but she came over anyway and we tried to be really quiet but then we cooked bacon and set the fire alarm off ..