#absolutely rizzless

[bosspigeon]

my favorite thing about gale is that he delivers all his dialogue in the manner of a too-old-to-be-cool-with-the-kids youngish college professor who is trying really hard to engage his students so he comes off teaching like he's doing a stand-up routine (that he definitely practiced for hours in the mirror/at his cat beforehand) at a local open mic

[crippled-peeper]

i also couldn't fuck because of my physical disability. you're here crying that you can't walk or run apparently you can still fuck and bitch on tumblr like congrats ig? you're the one who keeps oppression olympicsing to high hell and you say depression isn't that bad and people don't die of depression and then you immediately backpedal when called out.

anon has joint pain and thinks that means quadriplegics don’t fuck and can’t have sex LMAOOOO

I have literally had gay sex while in the hospital. you’re just pissed the fuck off because I’m having much more fun on my way out than you EVER will

you actually never fuck because nobody would touch your ugly hateful ass with a 50ft pole. has nothing to do with your disabilities and everything to do with the fact you feel personally oppressed by transgender quadriplegics on tumblr

[further-than-forever]

“…is there anything else you wish to discuss?” babygirl, you stopped me in the middle of battle to tell me you want me WHAT ELSE could we POSSIBLY be discussing right now