punch a couple holes in me and drink up, big boy

Pidge | officially too old for this shit | Biracial | He/Him | 18+ Only! | Icon by frogguts | Sidebar by c-kiddo

[bosspigeon]

Pidge's Writing Masterpost

Hi! Figured it was time for an update to my old masterpost, seeing as I've branched out and I've been writing for multiple fandoms again! Just gonna throw together a general one. If you're only here for TWC, I'll link that post as well! <3

Writing & Art

Writing Tag | Prompt Fic Tag | OC Talk Tag | AO3 | Art Tag

Prompt Sideblog | Gifts For Pidge

Et Cetera

Spotify | TWC Masterpost | Will Write List |Ask Box (Send me prompts~)

And if you like my writing, feel free to drop me a Ko-Fi~

[sacred-portal]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[chupacabrasmustdie]

“Do you support OCs × canon characters” buddy 30% of my conscious mental activity is devoted to that very topic

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[bunabi]

all characters need sexy white streaks in their hair trust me on this

[vonspe]

childhood friends is unbeatable to me...

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[loveridden1999]

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[robotclownindulgence]

ah yes the two genders

[pitchburgh]

saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"

nature is healing

[augustdementhe]

FUCK YEAH.

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

Tags via @mia7437

[cryptic-forge]

the adult version of my plant baby sculpt i said i wanted to make!

this is also a remix of my first 3d sculpt. i didn't really feel the need to remake her before, but when i thought about what the adult design for the little buds would look like, i realized it was very close to that sculpt -> instead of starting from scratch, i edited it to be more in line with my current aesthetics & skill level. this also has the added benefit of making the old doll the awkward teen phase of this creature.

[cryptotheism]

One of the quickest ways a good writer can embarrass themselves is to poorly render an accent.

[cryptotheism]

Struggling to speak English as a second language is a narratively interesting and culturally relevant experience, but also tricky to render well in printed English. It is one hell of a needle to thread. You have to focus on how the world infantilizes a person for speaking sub-standard English, without infantilizing the person.

When successful, I think you can show a great richness of character by how someone butts up against the limitations of their language. When you fail though you end up writing the Wardine Be Cry chapter of Infinite Jest.

[doodleoo]

what you learn from hobbies:

consistent practice opens up whole worlds of skill that you couldn't imagine

making mistakes in the process of learning is not only natural, it is also essential

activities that you enjoy can give you more energy back than you spent on them

wow everything is so expensive

[doodleoo]

my hands hurt

[d-2x]

powerwolf is so funny because they have these epic songs about holy battles and demonic beasts and then there's just the ones about yanking that thang asunder catholic style