i mean this forever.

frank • he/they • butch • 🏳️‍⚧️ • 28 • UK

[nae-nae-supreme]

Feeling fresh feeling funky

[swordshapedleaves]

Someday your hands will be old and wrinkled, the skin spotted and bunching over your knuckles. And a child will watch you make something. It's a simple task, you'll have done it a thousand times before. But to that child, the smooth, confident way your hands move will seem like impossible magic. You have to keep living.

[swordshapedleaves]

prev these tags have me crying. this is absolutely what it's all about

[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[tastyrepulsorboots]

Yeah, same

[transjudas]

put your big gay eyes away!!!

[pebble-friend]

he’s literally fixing himself behind the guitar.

[certified-cervid]

ive hired this thing to paw at you

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[undertheinfluencex1]

there’s nothing casual about the way i feel anything

[becquerel]

what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[dark-hell-princess-tamamolandia]

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

[jordanbolton]

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system