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Best ace jokes I’ve ever seen. Hope you guys enjoy them

person you're queerplatonically committed to, call them a q-p-artner

im very sure my irl friend regrets telling me that she's asexual

no, not because im unsupportive, but because every time she's worried about a test or assignment, I go "Im sure you're gonna ace it"

Even as an aro, I understand why alloaces want to be in relationships so badly.

Anyone who’s played blackjack knows that an Ace with a King/Queen/Royal of other varying gender is a great pair.

I’m a space ace ‘cause you could say my experience with attraction is a bit... ✨n e b u l o u s✨ 🖤🤍💜

lucky for me, i have an ace up my sleeve!

[i reach into my sleeve to retrieve the ace card, only to accidentally spill the entire deck of aces i had been hoarding in my shirt for this joke]

me:

me: that wasn’t meant to happen

What do you call someone who's only attracted to Canadians?

Eh-sexual.

Me while playing cards: *throws two cards on the table* Three aces.

My friend: But these are just two cards.

Me: *sprawls out on the pile* This is the third ace.

#ace puns