i am simply a rascal

ask me about the gender du jour

[homunculus-argument]

I bet there's at least one guy who uses a wheelchair who became a sneakerhead just for the laughs. Wearing pristine bright white brand shoes like "if you let your shoes touch the ground you're a bitch. If you keep them on display and never wear them, you're a coward. I'm the only one doing this correctly. Fuck you, get on my level."

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[classicalcanvas]

Flowering Garden (1888) by Vincent van Gogh

[dumblr]

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.

[alysmond]

The day you were born I was shakin’ like a leaf on an old oak tree Then you stayed like a thorn Red roses raining’ down til they flooded me

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE Season 1, Episode 7 | Season 3, Episode 5

[escuerzoresucitado]

[umbrellamoss]

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

wha if instead of jimmy falon his name was jimmy talon and he was a great and terrible bird

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[henstomper]

i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[kuttithevangu]

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

[annasinthewalls]

It's that time again

[windsroad]

[audible-smiles]

I think everyone on earth should get a free 90-minute full-body massage once a year. you make an appointment with the socialized medicine massage therapist and when you show up they turn your whole body into the consistency of pudding, like a hard reset for your muscles. I think this is how we achieve world peace.

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"