#adam headcanons

[snibbycrumbs]

there is so little fics of adam, so i'm doing some headcanons because i need that fat man..

adam x reader hc

sfw + nsfw

• definitely has a bit of a tummy, very squishy and nice to lay on. but he absolutely hates when you do—will push you off if you attempt to lay on him.

• those rare moments he DOES let you lay on him, he'll wrap his golden wings around you. they're so warm..

• speaking of his wings, they're SO soft after he washes them properly. i feel like he would get lazy sometimes and not clean them well.

• has no shame, will rip ass in front of you and loudly announce the shit he's about to take.

• loves his ribs. the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, as they say, and it's definitely true for adam. will eat anything you make, but will bitch if it's not up to his "standards".

• he rarely shows his "gentle" side, his ego getting in the way. when he does, it's not exactly.. gentle? whenever he attempts to compliment you, there's always 'bitch' at the end. no matter what.

• "you look nice today..... bitch." "this food is fucking amazing.... bitch." he always throws that sassy remark in as to not seem like he cares as much as he does.

• rarely pays for you. going out to eat? it's on you. you like that shirt? you buy it. you want flowers? forget it. literally will not pay for anything.

• EXCEPT; those very—very rare moments when he's feeling generous, he'll buy you a chocolate bar if you're in a bad mood. (definitely has eaten a few instead of actually giving them to you.)

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!!NSFW HC!!

• very selfish during sex. his pleasure comes before yours.

• will try anything once. anything.

• as expected, he's very dominant. you've gotta catch him on a bad day by surprise if you think you're ever getting on top of that man. his ego will NOT let him be submissive.

• lives for doggy. he loves seeing the smooth curve of your ass as he plows into you. hand fisted in your hair to pull your back flush against his chest—only to shove your face back down into the mattress.

• does not shut up. wether it be moaning or dirty talk, he's very vocal about his opinion on how good your body looks as he's got your legs spread wide.

• and speaking of moaning, this man is very loud. if he likes something, he's not afraid to show it.

• mask stays on.

• loves degrading you. he enjoys the way your body reacts to his harsh words.

• will fuck you in public if you're bratty enough. or if you tease him by whispering what you want him to do to you. he eats that shit up.

• 2nd best muncher. (lucifer is #1 obviously..)

would you guys like more.....?

[magnus-perceval]

Adam throws his kids into whatever body of what’re he can find

yes or no?

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Voting ended onFeb 8

[magnus-perceval]

Outside of doing that thing where dads will just lay atop their kids and pretend to sleep. Adam will throw down any of his direct descendants on sight.

Seth walking in town center? Here’s comes dad, tackling him into the fountain.

Aclima is within a 10 meter vicinity of him and he’s already sneaking up to try to get her in public.

Abel is trying to direct band. Swooping in from above, Adam.

His kids cannot escape him. They will be embarassed in front of everyone.

[iamsohoeandlatina]

I feel exactly like that when there's nothing new to read

I am emotionally dependent on all of you

Please bring back the Smiling Friends content, by the way..... Pleaseee

[iamsohoeandlatina]

A content creator who focuses on Adam of hazbin hotel headcanons simply disappeared from my life.

I can't find her account anywhere and it's worse than a breakup Relationship Loving

Her comforted me more than my family members, even though she didn't post much.

Someone help me!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

[ladystardust09]

Despite being an asshole to people in general, Adam would be a great dad. I just see him as really fun and gives good advice and just loves spending time with his kids. On the flip side, Alastor would be a shit father. Not because he doesn't try but he would be really awkward around his kids and not know how to give them positive feedback. He'd have really high standards for them and always be a little backhanded with his actions. He would 100% be that dad that apologizes through gifts rather than actual words

[swagyalastorwife]

adam x r&b singer!reader headcanons?

Hiiiii here is your headcanon

Adam x r&b!singer!reader💛

I hope you will like it!!!✨️💛💛 and sorry for the long wait

[swagyalastorwife]

Literally squealing and giggling at these Adam x readers I love them and now I'm gonna make a bajillion requests <3

THERE'S NO PROBLEM 🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH