#adhd barty

[cor-po-ra]

Barty Crouch Jr would be the nerdiest little shit possible. Was he lowkey insane? Yes ofc, but that man would have an obsession with true crime podcasts AND with messy classics. Like he would have read Lolita at the rip age of 15 just because he knew it was twisted. The perfume? Read. American Psycho? Yk it. The House of Spirits by Allende? Duh. Dostoievsky? Yup. If it was twisted he wanted to read it. If it made him uncomfortable he would read it. Some random ass novels both classics and contemporanean too, but his main focus was twisted.

[fall-95]

Barty: Sometimes I get bored while brushing my teeth, cause two minutes is a long time y’know.

Regulus: It’s really not that long…

Barty: So, I go for walkies, like sit down on my bed, start doing stuff,

Barty: and sometimes I get so invested in what I’m doing that the two minutes are up and I’m just vibing with my mouth full of toothpaste.

Regulus: *sighing* Of course you do.

Barty: One time I sat there for half an hour with toothpaste still in my mouth.

Dorcas: Half an hour!!

Pandora: *appears* Oh, it gets worse.

Barty: But then, out of no where, I got the urge to cough.

Evan: Oh shit. Where’s the mess?

Barty: Rude! I made no mess. So as I was saying, I had to fucking sprint to the sink, I barely made it in time.

Pandora: He almost choked, I thought he was having a heart attack!

Dorcas: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Evan: *snorts*

Regulus, mutters: I’m not even surprised anymore.

[fall-95]

Barty: WAIT! Everyone stop what you’re doing!

Dorcas: What is it now?

Barty: I can’t remember the name of zero’s cousin. What is the letter that is circle shaped?

Evan: You mean O?

Barty: YES! That one! The slimy little bugger.

[marauderstan014]

BARTY IS A STAR WARS NERD