confess ur sins

we're all children of doitsu

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no that's not what i meant. it's cursed. i cursed it. -aph england

- your Vater

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This whole blog is cursed

C U R S E D ???

...

repent for your sins, child

- your Vater

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Lord Doitsu, how do I fuck a tomato?

... you don’t

- your Vater

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what if England tries to give me his scones? what should i do?

*spray bottle noises*

this is filled with the holy potato juice. it helps ward off the tea-drinking-demon

- your Vater

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Where does liking Russia fall on the sin scale?

find out using my handy dandy Sin Scale™i’ve decided to place the axis and allies as i see fit

and of course, your most holy, is at the bottom ;)

- your Vater

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dad i miss you so much please hug me

anything for you, sweet child

- your Vater

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send in asks!

the more asks, the more i can spread the word of doitsuism 

- your Vater

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Does sosig hold power

sosig IS power

- your Vater

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hallo children

it is me, your friendly neighborhood doitsu i’ve heard that the hetalia fandom is being revived and i thought, “huh, that would be fun”  and so, i have returned to rid this world of sin and burnt scones

- your Vater

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Why.. does this exist??? I love it?????

why does? don’t you mean, why wouldn’t ;)

- your Vater

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i will pay you to read bedtime stories to me almighty doitsu

i will read to you 4 free, child. just continue to believe in ur lord and savior as payment

- your Vater

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Your blog got suggested to me and your url gives me such an unsettling aura it terrifies me

do not be frighetend, @sothatgrass. pray to me and you will rejoice

- your Vater

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Lord Doitsu How do you feel about the months that we call Pride

i support it 

- your Vater

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Lord and savior Doitsu, i have been reading fanfictions of you and the Pasta-loving Italian for like 4hours is this a sin or a good thing?

doitsu approved

- your Vater

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So the other day i introduced some people to doitsuism, and they said it was stupid. Should we send them to England's eyebrows?

yes, yes we should

- your Vater

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I found out one of my friends worships The Eyebrowed One! What should I do, Lord Doitsu?

it is okay now, child. i have defeated the evil. you are safe from the burnt scones

- your Vater

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I must confess. I have written fanfiction about the lord and savior. What must I do to relieve myself of this guilt?

i approve of all creative outlets, sweet child.

- your Vater