#aemili

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did a v quick, shitty meme thing w/ some of my younger kiddos!

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✩ if you're able, anyone on Widsth?

|th∑y look lik∑ a n∑∑∑∑∑∑∑∑∑∑rd|

|and i would know, s∑∑ing as i’v∑ mad∑ n∑rding into a grubdamn∑d art form|

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the gang's all here

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gladys+aemili+razvan thinks under cut

[2/1/16, 5:37:17 PM] schrodinger's queer: one of the reasons raz n aemili stopped hanging out 4 a while was cuz the third member of their trio was presumably dead [2/1/16, 5:37:32 PM] schrodinger's queer: i rlly want an excuse 4 them 2 find out she’s not [2/1/16, 5:37:37 PM] Bellamy: omg [2/1/16, 5:39:16 PM] schrodinger's queer: like being a lowblood kid and knowing intellectually that ppl who can do the sparky sparky boom boom r gonna be helms is a lot diff from meeting ur fucked up childhood friend after she’s been jammed in some criminal’s shitlog of a ship [2/1/16, 5:39:50 PM] Bellamy: >8DDDDDD [2/1/16, 5:40:10 PM] schrodinger's queer: and they can do NOTHING 4 her [2/1/16, 5:40:15 PM] schrodinger's queer: 8)))))))) [2/1/16, 5:41:13 PM] schrodinger's queer: they are probably more harm than help tbh but if gladys meets them again and they can get through the kneejerk hate of the alternian race thing she will glom on like u would not believe [2/1/16, 5:42:16 PM] Bellamy: that's lovely tho omg [2/1/16, 5:42:25 PM] Bellamy: in that it is terrible and I love it [2/1/16, 5:42:35 PM] schrodinger's queer: she’ll be constantly texting them [2/1/16, 5:42:55 PM] schrodinger's queer: the couple hours when they sleep and she can’t talk 2 them become unbearable [2/1/16, 5:44:14 PM] Bellamy: 8DDDD [2/1/16, 5:44:25 PM] Bellamy: do they eventually get tired of it? or just out of energy to keep up [2/1/16, 5:44:28 PM] Bellamy: emotionally [2/1/16, 5:45:01 PM] schrodinger's queer: and physically, at one point they’ll end up taking shifts staying up w/ her and it’ll be hell on their sleep schedules [2/1/16, 5:46:47 PM] schrodinger's queer: but yeah they’ll burn out, thinkin i want some kinda breaking point where some1 gets hurt cuz she’s distracting them/they’re just too damn tired to murdernerd properly and the other one freaks n lashes out at her [2/1/16, 5:47:31 PM] Bellamy: 8DDDDDDDDDDD [2/1/16, 5:49:25 PM] schrodinger's queer: n then her upset causes some kinda ship prob [2/1/16, 5:49:29 PM] schrodinger's queer: n she crashes [2/1/16, 5:49:34 PM] schrodinger's queer: (dez leaves her there) [2/1/16, 5:49:44 PM] schrodinger's queer: (fuck carrying around some tiny brat) [2/1/16, 5:49:53 PM] Bellamy: oUoUoUo [2/1/16, 5:50:12 PM] schrodinger's queer: so then the murdernerds never hear from her again! and they are Guilt [2/1/16, 5:50:24 PM] Bellamy: omfg [2/1/16, 5:50:30 PM] Bellamy: nO DECENT END? [2/1/16, 5:50:38 PM] schrodinger's queer: or don’t for a very long time [2/1/16, 5:50:45 PM] schrodinger's queer: it drives a wedge between them [2/1/16, 5:51:36 PM] schrodinger's queer: they’ll eventually meet her again, when she’s some kinda glitchy-ass ex helm burnout kid [2/1/16, 5:52:05 PM] schrodinger's queer: maybe they got involved in smuggling psionics off planet or rescuing helms after her, idk [2/1/16, 5:52:50 PM] Bellamy: *^* [2/1/16, 5:53:11 PM] Bellamy: nerds in over their heads [2/1/16, 5:53:11 PM] Bellamy: <3 [2/1/16, 5:53:18 PM] schrodinger's queer: maybe she’ll be a glitchy ass ex helm burnout kid w/ ppl by that time, who knows [2/1/16, 5:53:46 PM] schrodinger's queer: then they all kiss a lot the end [2/1/16, 5:54:02 PM] schrodinger's queer: (okay i can’t solve every problem w/ triads) [2/1/16, 5:54:25 PM] Bellamy: (why NOT) [2/1/16, 5:54:26 PM] Bellamy: (HUH) [2/1/16, 5:54:28 PM] Bellamy: (WHY NOT) [2/1/16, 5:54:58 PM] schrodinger's queer: (an interesting point) [2/1/16, 5:55:13 PM] Bellamy: uwuwuwuwu

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★★★★ for any of the yellowbloods!

★ aemili and gladys used to be buddies! i’m hoping to come across a reason to reintroduce them to each other sometime, it’d be a right nasty shock for aemili to learn that the third person rounding out the lowblood trio with them and raz isn’t dead after all 8)

★ palawa is simultaneously terrified and disgusted with his matesprit’s moirail. might be nursing a bit of a blackcrush, conner’s everything pal turns his nose up at. he doesn’t get how anyone as patriotic and morally staunch as sulley ends up with someone like that.

★ acatea’s exceptional in that she had helmsports installed of her own free will, for a given value of free will

★ raghni collects strays like you would not believe, she’s a bit of a bleeding heart. the number of people tea has had to shoo out of their ship at one time or the other

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nerds

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can you do 2, 6, 14, and 22 for your shortest or youngest troll omg i want to see tiny ones

|sinc∑ m∑ and raz hav∑ about the sam∑ hatchnight w∑ figur∑d w∑’d do this tog∑th∑r!| 

ThaT’s righT, folks, Two for The price of one! This is a once in a lifeTime deal!

2. Do you have any strange fascinations?

|nothing i do could ∑v∑r compar∑ to doc frank∑nst∑in ov∑r h∑r∑. th∑y mak∑  zombi∑s.|

whaT’s This? don’T look now, buT i Think mx maThleTe made a liTerary reference! They owe me Two, counT em, Two easy paymenTs of 19.99! 

|h∑y! raz! i’v∑ got a probl∑m ∑v∑n you can do!|

|fuck+you!|

|(also i’m brok∑)|

6. What are your guilty pleasures? How would you handle it if someone found out about them?

aemili’s inTo reading, as we learned lasT quesTion! That informaTion comes free wiTh This exclusive package!

|and i’m pr∑tty sur∑ that corps∑br∑ath do∑sn’t actually hav∑ a s∑ns∑ of sham∑, so.|14. Do you have an event in your past you regret? Would you change it if you could, if so how much do you think it’d change how you were today?

|do∑s my ∑ntir∑ sixth sw∑∑p count as an ∑v∑nt?|

i regreT lowballing my services when i was jusT sTarTing ouT. how’s The cusTomer supposed To know ThaT whaT They’re geTTing is qualiTy if They don’T have To pay ouT The sniffnode? 22. Is there any hobby you’ve given up but wish you could try again one day?

|mathl∑t∑s don’t hav∑ hobbi∑s. th∑y distract from winning.|

my exclusive line of undead monsTers (They can be yours for jusT Three paymenTs of 999.99! waTch my siTe for The laTesT deals and coupons) would give me an edge if i ever wanTed To geT back inTo speech and debaTe.

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okay gonna make up for going five days w/out posting random fantroll facts

- klim does ancila’s hair up in elaborate braids after she steals her from her ship partially because it keeps her hair out of her eyes and partially because ancila doesn’t have the fine motor control with her prosthetics (on the nights when klim decides that she’s been good enough to deserve them) to unbraid it. 

- chiroh is constantly analyzing her surroundings to find escape routes should scramming be necessary. constantly. she can count the number of times she’s felt legitimately safe since she got out of the helm on one of dolios’ half biowire-eaten hands.

- aemili is on a troll mathletes team. their venom-covered darts come very much in handy during the utter bloodbath that is mathlete tournaments (troll nerds are fucking brutal)

- raz and aemili are friends! raz used to do speech and debate, with a mini version of his honorable tyranny ready to eat anyone who forgot their piece or demonstrated poor technique! it wasn’t the hunger games-esque death match that is troll mathletes, sure, but it was brutal in it’s own way! raz quit after their lusus died in an unrelated accident, but them and aemili still hang out a lot

- chiroh’s crushing red on her kismesis and absolutely refuses to admit to it, no matter how blatantly not-black their relationship gets, because she can’t stand the idea of losing him. (he feels the same way, and is doing the same thing for the same reason. what a clusterfuck)