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[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

Also Klim!!!

1- the most important thing to keep in mind when writing klim is that she’s right. she is doing the right thing, for the right reasons, always, and no one will ever convince her any differently. (because oh, the ramifications of all the things she’s done and will continue to do if they’re not right)

2- pet names! pet names for anyone she deems as lesser in need of friendly reassurance from someone else due to their place in society.

3- the sense of being right extends to things that have been done to her, too. for instance, she’ll never begrudge her ex moirail anything despite the fact that they ripped her fucking eye out. surely they had a reason, she deserved it.

4- make her a little too sweet, make the sharp edges show through. klim is off, very subtly, she’s fucked in the head in a way that should make most trolls recoil should they see the extent. 

5- klim’s the dog in the ‘this is fine’ comic. that’s it that’s all you need to know. 

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6, 14, 16 for Klim? *^*

6. What was the saddest moment of your life?

gett[x]ng r[x]ght to the meat of [x]t, aren’t you? probably when my f[x]rst mo[x]ra[x]l left me. my fault, of course, but [x]t st[x]ll stung.

14. What is it that makes you the happiest?

my current mo[x]ra[x]l, of course!

16. What makes you angry?

ungratefulness. 

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

maroon salestroll that has medical psi and sells prosthetics door to door, and also maybe removes legs from their customers to ensure sales. hella salty but acts very sweet, would probably pretend to be broke so someone else would take them on the date. has a really nice (head) rack.

razvan, stajak, klimen, lattie, and maybe dhazzy would all be interested! raz would admire her business acumen lmao, jak would like the ruthlessness and the veneer of sweetness, klim does prosthetics on the side and would be interested in what hers were like, lattie, much like jak, would like how she cut ppl’s legs off, and dhazzy has too much money and not enough friends or quadrants (that she can admit to having, at least.)

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

problematic fav Klimen Khwaja ououououououo

klim is problematic because she...

thinks that starship pals can work out irl

always forgets to buy milk

farts and blames it on other people

is part of a forum called ‘shooting stars spouse network’

constantly wears scrubs

is keeping someone captive in her apartment and is only allowing them small freedoms based upon how well they suck up to her

[toomanydamnhelmsmen]

◭Klim and ID, or Chiroh and ID?

klim-

she’d take id’s pet names as an affront and end up getting super condescending and sugary on him, it’d be such a shitshow

chiroh-

she’d probably play up her ‘freak’ angle, her thing with dolios, make a point to talk through them a bunch just to watch him jump. she loves to watch ppl jump

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friendly reminder that my helmstech has a blog and as lovely as @belltrolls is i’d be thrilled to rp w/ other ppl 

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crows about three months of art improvement