Feb 26, 2024
Lucifer: Come back.
Lucifer: I miss you.
Lucifer: Where did you go?
Lucifer: Are you mad at me?
Lucifer: Please come back.
R/n: Lucifer, I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?
Lucifer: All of it.
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Lucifer: Come back.
Lucifer: I miss you.
Lucifer: Where did you go?
Lucifer: Are you mad at me?
Lucifer: Please come back.
R/n: Lucifer, I was gone for two minutes. How much attention do you need?
Lucifer: All of it.
R/n: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and live there for like a year?
Stolas: Send it to me.
[Stolas visits IMP to find R/n passed out on the couch and the others were looking at them concerned.]
Stolas: What's wrong?
Moxxie: Blitzo was messing around with R/n's spell book to see if he could open portals to Earth like your Grimoire can, but apparently human magic is very different from hell magic, He cast a spell that put R/n to sleep, according to their book only a true love's kiss can wake them.
Stolas: Oh, is that all?
{Stolas cheerfully hums as he walks over to the couch he leans down and gives them quick kiss. R/n wakes up and immediately punches Biltzo in the face.]
Millie: What...But how?
Stolas: True love doesn't always mean romantic love, the love of a true friend can work just as well.
Moxxie: But how did you know that?
Stolas: Because R/n let me study their book and showed me all the loopholes they incorporated into their spells; just in case something went wrong. Such as a foolish little imp getting his hands on it.
Blitzo: Hey!
Niffty, holding R/n's nephew/niece: Baby vibes…hold gentle…like hamburger.
R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: AWWww!~
Niffty, holds baby over her head: Punt like football!
R/n, Angel, Husk, Charlie, Vaggie and Lucifer: NO!
[Angel quickly snatches the baby and replace them with a watermelon.]
Angel: Punt that!
Niffty, runs out of the room: Yay!
[Blitzo, jumps in front of R/n whose posing for Stolas, he’s annoyed that neither of them are paying attention to him.]
Blitzo: Ha! I jumped in front of your picture! Now it's ruined!
Stolas, who was painting R/n looks at the imp dully:...
Stolas, flatly: Blitz, this isn't a photograph. I'm not just gonna paint you into my- *jumps back in shock* Ahh?!
[Stolas is flabbergasted to see he actually did paint Blitzo into his picture.]
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Stolas, drinking with R/n: Then I pointed at Stella and said 'there goes Ms. Fuckwad'!
R/n: Did you really?
Stolas: Oh, my Satan no! I'm not suicidal!
Stolas: But I did think it very loudly!
Stolas : There's one thing I've got to know. Why'd you stay with me all day? Risking your butt for someone who's never given you anything but trouble?
R/n: I know what it's like, y'know? Trying to rebuild a life.
[They hold up a bag, and gives Stolas a book he wanted to buy; but it was sold out, which led to them both getting in to so much trouble]
R/n: I've had a few bad days, myself.
[Ecstatically, Stolas takes the book and hugs it.]
Stolas: Nice ones like you shouldn't have bad days. *Bends down and kisses R/n on the forehead.*
R/n, touches their forehead and smiles:
[Stolas felt his heart skipped a beat his eyes widened. He tosses the book over his shoulder and picks a surprised R/n off the ground and gives them a big dang kiss in front of Blitzo and Octavia, who looked at each other incredulously shrugged then looked back at Stolas and R/n just as Stolas set the out breath human back on the ground.]
Stolas, blushing: Call me!~
R/n, smiles shyly as they walk away: Don't push your luck! *Notices Blitzo smirking* Whaddya looking at Blitz?
Blitzo: You realize this makes us proxy F*ck buddies now, right? Maybe next time we can have a threesome!
R/n, facepalming as they gets into his van: Agh....Doubt it.
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[R/n = Reader name.]
{Just to note Stolas is gay he loves the reader Platonically. (the reader is AFAB Nonbinary). the reason he kisses them was due to the overwhelming emotions of joy and gratitude brought on from being treated kindly and shown that someone genuinely cares about him and his interests.]
[Lucifer's being weird with R/n's boobs, he's playing with them through their shirt while they're trying to work, until R/n notices the pattern in which he's playing in.]
R/n, looks at Lucifer: Are you- are you doing the Konami code with my boobs?
Lucifer: R/n, we really are nerds aren’t we? *continues to play* Up, up, down, down, left, right…