Very cute and sweet, right? I've truly been spoiled with so many of my favorites! I hope they enjoy their happiness. Let's see what they have to say about their birthdays!
Three courageous "beasties"
Set out on a quest
Deliver horn to Numisu,
Who tired of the mess
- Friends, it's not simple…
Exclaimed Eluard.
- We know, - responded Brutus.
And Tidus: - "Fort Boyard"!
Let me explain for "Fort Boyard": they definitely have to go through the fiercest trials that all famous Fort Boyard personalities go through. In fact, that's what the meme is all about
(Transcribed directly from the game, errors included.)
Dear (Player),
The end of another busy year again, but aside from making money, I didn’t actually do anything.
It’s time to pack my bags and see what’s going on in the world.
Perhaps a trip to the dusty desert, or maybe the lush forest?
I’ll ramble all over and become friends with time. Ah, friends. Just you lot wait, I’ll be sending you all letters soon enough.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
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Dear (Player),
Hey, how have you been recently? Hope you haven’t forgotten about your globe trotter friend, Rowan.
Recently I stumbled upon a magically enchanted forest. All of the creatures in the forest are magical. I even came across a squirrel, she’s trying to invent a new type of shampoo that can make her bushy tail even bushier!
But she doesn’t seem to be on the right track. I wonder if you could help me find a friend who knows a lot about plant research. If they lived nearby that would be even better!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Solise.
Dear (Player),
This shampoo! It’s a genius invention! Probably the best gift you could hope to receive in the new year. Not only can it wake up your hair, it can also wake up your brain! Weary traveler? Not me!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Peggy, according to a screenshot from another player.
Dear (Player),
Why you, you… meany! Good job I’m fast on my feet, or I’d have been caught. Alright alright, here take these gifts. Don’t cause any more mischief, okay? That obnoxious princess nearly burnt this whole place down to the ground!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose any other hero.
Dear (Player),
Achoo! The friend you recommended to help design this shampoo really got stuck in the whole process. The shampoos smell is really quite pungent! However… hmm there seems to be something wrong with me, but I can’t put my finger on it.
Well, I’ll give it a go anyway. I hope all my hair doesn’t fall out!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
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Dear (Player),
Hey, friend. I’ve arrived at the City of Bards - Kuilin City.
I don’t know who’s been blabbing, but somehow Peggy has caught wind of my whereabouts! It seems like she’s got her soldiers out looking for clues as to my whereabouts. I’ve only just set out on my journey, I really don’t want to get caught up with those guys. Luckily I managed to dive into the Megamouth Shark Troupe’s Gift Cart and buy myself a really cool pair of sunglasses. What do you think of them?
Remember to spread some misinformation about my location, in the meantime take these gifts off my hands!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
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Dear (Player),
My friend, how are things lately?
I can’t believe it’s already been another year, and I’ve been able to enjoy the festivities of another Spring Spree.
It’s a great day when people sing and dance and pray for the flame to bring happiness to all.
Eh-hem, I’ve learned how to do a fire dance, but there are still many problems with my form. Could you help arrange for a dance instructor to come teach me how it’s done properly?
It’s said that the best dancer at the festival will win a really special prize.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Satrana.
Dear (Player),
Satrana is a brilliant dancer! People were enchanted by her dance, everyone gathered around her and joined in. What a lively festival, really thank you, please accept this gift!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Peggy.
Dear (Player),
You told Peggy? Good job I managed to run into the crowd undetected. If I were any later I’d definitely have been apprehended. Stop it with your pranks! Here, take this gift, maybe it’ll make you behave for a while.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose any other hero.
Dear (Player),
Although the friend you recommended can’t really dance too well, they still brought me a lot of joy! We spent a great time enjoying the festivities together. Here’s a gift for you.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
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Dear (Player),
Hey friend, I’ve arrived at Mutt’Heer town.
This Mauler town is really bustling. It’s like a pearl shining in a sea of sand. It’s full of great food and great activities, there’s too much to write down! The barbecued meats, the sunbathing, it’s all awesome!
The most famous place here is the Crimson Arena, situated at the center of Mutt’Heer. Although I enrolled to participate in the arena, well, I’m not really strong enough to go it alone.
Perhaps you could arrange to send someone over to partner with me? You’d be really doing me a favor!
I hear they crown the most powerful warrior with the grand scepter of Mutt’Heer, and a tailor-made cloak.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Tidus or Warek.
Dear (Player),
So this is how it feels to crush your opponents?
Hey friend, thanks for all your help, we were victorious!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose Peggy.
Dear (Player)
That girl! She chased me through three streets in the center of Mutt’Heer. C’mon, stop pranking me!
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
If you choose any other hero.
Dear (Player),
Thanks to you, we didn’t lose too badly.
The person you selected was pretty strong, but they didn’t really understand the rules of the Crimson Arena.
The merchant you can always rely on, Rowan
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Dear (Player),
I received a letter from my dear brother, it’s a poem.
«Oh my little brother, you’re having a blast, but you know it cannot last, you can’t stay out there forever.
It’s nice to know that even in that beautiful, faraway land, I still have a dear brother on who I can depend.
This chapter is over, this story has been told, now it’s time to return and start making more of that shiny gold.
Now it’s time to put on your best clothes, it’s time to for you to finally come home!»
