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check my pinned for info on comms! he/they, adult (i'm old)... occasional nsfw (no minors plz and ty).. reblogs and a million billion arts of absolute worst babygirl Mayuri Kurotsuchi... I have an ao3 account where i write about terrible things happening to fictional men(18+ please) acct name is criminalsenzuri

[criminal-sen]

Sick of scrolling thru my long-ass, previously pinned commision post so here it is if you're interested! Yes comms are always open (aka they dwindled out and I don't get them anymore lol). Ugh I really need to update that post bc the art is super dated... anyway the majority of my art is under the following tags: #my art #bleach #mayuri kurotsuchi

PS I'm gonna start tagging all US bullshit #us politics or #us news cuz this shit is terrifying and exhausting and I understand not wanting to see it while scrolling. Also i dont do DNIs but if you refused to vote in US elections, or u voted for Trump in some fuckass attempt to 'fight the greater evil', you're gonna feel VERY unwelcome here (to be clear, those unable to vote do not fall under this category). (Deletes like ten rants in a row) I'm very fucking angry about this

*deletes another rant* yah so if I'm not posting very much, it means I'm taking a step back to chill out. The thing about short people (me) is there's moer rage per inch so like.. shit's condensed:3 it's like a collapsing star except the matter is alllll useless words no one will benefit from hearing

[criminal-sen]

Almost hit post when I realized I just spent the last ten minutes describing my cat's bowel movement(s) so uhhhhhhh proceed if that sounds. interesting

Kingsley had his (presumably) very first bath todayyyyy😀<-[the vacant smile of a man me who's had the morning of all time] didnt get to use soap, like i only have two hands and they are both restraining a FURIOUS, slippery-when-wet animal right now.. but I somehow managed not to get scratched, and Kingsley's fine too.. plus he now has a nice clean tail that doesn't have shit streaks in it! (It was on his paws too😭) Im sure he appreciates not being encrusted in shit, if nothing else. and he was already back to purring when I toweled him off lol

Right so this poor little man has diarrhea🤦‍♂️ ive never seen a litter box go from 'literally JUST cleaned this two minutes ago' to 'my cat is apparently just a rotating sprinkler'... like im talkimg 360° coverage in that thing

The box has a detachable roof to it - and yes, yes it was. No idea how he managed to get it up there. He had the runs yesterday too so this isnt even the first time ive cleaned all this. (Oh and the nice fresh cat litter? Gone, ruined😭 all in the span of a single day) But he still is eating just fine and has normal energy levels, so hopefully it'll pass without a vet visit🤞

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[criminal-sen]

@fractoluminescence these are what my blueberry scones look like (was trying to get some fancy pictures for a possible online menu lol) - they're a lot softer and more moist than most scones, which tend to be kinda hard and dry and.. too dense. A lot of ppl hate scones, and i think it's because they ate an unfortunate Bad Scone. Mine are slightly sweet inside with a coating of sugar and cream that gets all shiny and pretty when I bake them😏 Good lird I sound like im advertising my own shit🤦‍♂️

All my recipes are converted into grams if you (or anyone who reads this) wants to try making scones. Theyre pretty easy, as far as baking goes lol. I think i also have a US volume (cups and tablespoons etc) version which is what I used until VERY recently when I finally shelled out $20 for a digital scale

But yah the bakery is called Long Duck Bakery bc Bill has a stamp of um. A long duck. And we couldnt think of a name. We can change it down the road if we want. The stamp is very cute tho and quite memorable, his sister in law made it for him so it's fine for us to use too😌

(Imagine this logo but just in black and white and slightly more Stamped looking throughout) i um. This is an early version of the digital logo I made based off the stamp bc im too lazy to find the final version

It's been a lot of paperwork and shit these past few months, getting everything legal and insured and whatnot, but we're almost ready to start baking😩🙏 Oh and Bill went to school for business management, so I super lucked out bc i Fucking Cannot with paperwork and legal deadlines and whatnot. He does alllll that shit, he likes it:3

[txttletale]

did you miss the whole 20th century thing? ok so basicly the communists were actually less efficient and more brutal than the capitalists and all marxs predictions turned out to be false and then the communist states all fell or turned to some kind of state capitalism. its over, your like a tradcath clinging to the past

damn you're right i have never once considered the most inane unsupported anti-communist propaganda talking points now that i know that stalin and mao killed a hundred morbilliom people ive decided to become a democrat #imwithher

[txttletale]

i know making fun of people like this is low hanging fruit but lol "more brutal than the capitalists" amiguito during the 20th century capitalists committed the holocaust

[txttletale]

anti-communism keeps circling back to implicit or explicit holocaust apologia. which could mean nothing,

[fungifuck]

I need capitalists to look up the famines caused by the UKs capitalist colonialism so bad. India alone suffered more deaths than any communist countries.

[fruitiestsyrup]

The expected loss of life as a result of Britain's colonial occupation of India is estimated to be around 165 million people in just 40 years. This is more than pretty much every death attributable to communism ever.

[animentality]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

hello all my sisters gfm is slowing a bit and i hate to see her sad id be much obliged if yall would spread it around in your circles and reblog donate if you can but getting spread out is also very helpful

Donate to Support Vyxie's Gender Affirming Surgery, organized by Vyxie Viper

My name is Vyxie Viper. I'm a trans woman who has been suffering from gender dysp… Vyxie Viper needs your support for Support Vyxie's Gender

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Happy Pride month, all. We're a bit over halfway, and slowly running low on time. Can we get some good traction for pride month?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Please all, at least spread this. It isn't a hard thing to just slap reblog. She's real scared funding won't be met. I love her so much, please help me help her.

[decompose1]

one of the hardest but most necessary things ever is realizing when ur being a dick or being really reactive to smth you shouldnt or being kinda toxic/guilt trippy/passive aggressive and youve gotta be able to take a step back and recognize that ur feeling that and why and then try to counter it intentionally by remembering that your behavior probably isn't helping the situation & the other people around you dont deserve that. this is hard but it is something u can do, please practice it

[targetedknowledge]

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[zxbuster-advent]

IT’S NOT A MISTRANSLATION IF YOU AREN’T STUPID

[status-quo-hater]

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

[kira-serialfaggot]

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[yuriwinged]

[autistic-af]

[jam-does-audio]

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

[criminal-sen]

More proof that he loves his pickle...

[sailatina3]

There's like. Millions of people who genuinely think that touching your wee wee while looking at a drawing will cause severe brain damage and they spend hours engaging in this belief and incorporating it into their politics. Their politics.

[sailatina3]

Really? Really now? Are you sure?

[sailatina3]

There's like. Millions of people who genuinely think that touching your wee wee while looking at a drawing will cause severe brain damage and they spend hours engaging in this belief and incorporating it into their politics. Their politics.

[sailatina3]

Really? Really now? Are you sure?

[majordemonblockpartyy]

honestly, having flexibility in your headcanons is such an important skill to develop as a fandom participant. like, it's great to have strong opinions of your own, but don't you want to hear what strong opinions others hold? I love being compelled by a passionate argument! go off! tell me something I don't assume! give me the tea that's not inherent to my watching!