Leaves these stupid dumb ideas at your door and runs
-Ford discovers one of the anomalies they’ve hunted to have extraordinary regenerative abilities and extracts its power somehow and uses that to create a potion of some kind to regrow Stan’s teeth (cuz he’s had dentures since his 20’s or 30’s) and gifts it to Stan on their birthday. And Stan just cries bc that’s the most thoughtful thing anyones ever done for him.
-stan gave Ford a painting he made of Ford wrestling a sea serpent, btw
-a lot of people have said this but Ford struggles to eat sometimes bc of the meal replacement pills so stan makes him sampler plates of each meal they have so he just gets smaller portions and eases back into eating food
-Ford becomes one of those espresso snobs who thinks if you’re not making coffee with a 10 step process in a $2k+ espresso machine then it’s not “real coffee”
-stan would drink dirty sink water if it had caffeine in it
-they both are hilariously caffeine dependent
-Mabel sends them care packages with Mabel Juice in them so that might be part of the problem because that concoction definitely has enough caffeine to kill a grown man
I’ll be back later with more probably
Doubt it will kill these grown men. I saw a drawing somewhere of Ford taking an IV with coffee in it which is wildly in character
