#jellybeanjo

[lamplightideas]

Oh I have a bunch please let me yap

-Mabel knit them matching sea grunks sweaters

-they both snore annoyingly loud and piss each other off

-ford talks in his sleep and stan cries in his sleep

-their first stretch away from land they realize they forgot fruit and lowkey got scurvy

-they're both eating regular healthy balanced meals and doing a lot of physical labor so Ford (who was severely underweight from not having access to human food for 30 years gains weight and Stan (who spent 30 years pushing his health to the side and not taking care of himself) loses weight and they're both healthier and happier than they've been in 30 years

-they skype Dipper and Mabel whenever they have WiFi

-dipper and Mabel had to teach them how to use skype

YES YES YES MORE if you have more sense more I would love them

[lamplightideas]

Crawls back into your ask box, covered in blood

Ok so imagine this right

Ford has been a chronic insomniac for decades. Stan is determined to get him to sleep.

It’s like 2 am, and Ford has holed himself up in the kitchen to work on whatever research. Stan raids Ford’s emergency jelly bean stash and sneaks to the door of the kitchen and lays out a trail into the bedroom, then hides just inside the door. From where he is he can hear Ford say “oh, a jellybean!” ….. “oh, a jellybean!” (Think of that scene in monsters inc)

Ford follows the jellybean trail to the bedroom door where Stan promptly tackles him into bed

Sending you this instead of paying attention in class btw

First, take a towel. Second, pay attention to your class gang, gotta learn. Third, absolutely you are 100% correct

[lamplightideas]

Leaves these stupid dumb ideas at your door and runs

-Ford discovers one of the anomalies they’ve hunted to have extraordinary regenerative abilities and extracts its power somehow and uses that to create a potion of some kind to regrow Stan’s teeth (cuz he’s had dentures since his 20’s or 30’s) and gifts it to Stan on their birthday. And Stan just cries bc that’s the most thoughtful thing anyones ever done for him.

-stan gave Ford a painting he made of Ford wrestling a sea serpent, btw

-a lot of people have said this but Ford struggles to eat sometimes bc of the meal replacement pills so stan makes him sampler plates of each meal they have so he just gets smaller portions and eases back into eating food

-Ford becomes one of those espresso snobs who thinks if you’re not making coffee with a 10 step process in a $2k+ espresso machine then it’s not “real coffee”

-stan would drink dirty sink water if it had caffeine in it

-they both are hilariously caffeine dependent

-Mabel sends them care packages with Mabel Juice in them so that might be part of the problem because that concoction definitely has enough caffeine to kill a grown man

I’ll be back later with more probably

Doubt it will kill these grown men. I saw a drawing somewhere of Ford taking an IV with coffee in it which is wildly in character