24 Everyday Thoughts of a 24 Year Old
So in the last few months I have turned 24 and I have to say it was the most terrifying moment of my life. So for anyone else out there going through a similar age crisis, here are 24 everyday thoughts of a 24 year old.
1. I am 1 year off 25 which means I am 1 year off a quarter of a century! 2. Wait if 24 is 1 year off 25 it means I am in my mid-twenties which means I will soon be in my late twenties… 3. In 6 years, I will be 30. 4. There is no song about being 24! 5. I haven’t sorted my life out… surely, I should have a boyfriend, moved out and have career by now… 6. How does everyone on social media have their life together, babies, engagements, marriages, houses?! 7. FML 8. Should I start to use anti-wrinkle cream? 9. How has searching for grey hairs becomes as necessary as cleaning my teeth?! 10. Do I really want to go out drinking anymore? *Goes out* It’s 9.30 I should probably head home. 11. How do I wake up at 7.00 every morning!! 12. When did I learn to respect that I cannot live off ready meals and pizza! 13. Although I still have to Google how to make scrambled eggs?? 14. If I were to go on the X Factor I am 1 year off being in the over 25s… 15. Maybe it is time I washed my own laundry… 16. *Reads newspaper report* I really don’t understand the youths of today. 17. Why do I find politics interesting? 18. I must save money because one day I might buy a house and the boiler might break down and… Oh I like those boots, they deliver tomorrow? Okay! 19. Should I really still enjoy Disney movies and Harry Potter marathons…? 20. Surely I should not be getting spots still! 21. Seriously what am I going to do with my life. 22. Every day I tell myself the same lie, this is my year. 23. Wine is the answer to all problems. 24. Its 334 days until I turn 25!
