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here’s something a little experimental for me, a second person POV fic about Captain 3 (x Reader)
where she/they have a nightmare in the middle of the night
y/n and pronouns are not used to refer to the POV/reader at all
and I suppose it’s x reader, though it’s super imposable as anyone, I would think? i will tag it that
this is unusual compared to the things I normally write but i’ve always had a soft spot for it
I hope you enjoy this cringe ass work :3
hii its the anon that asked you to write "Marie absolutely fucking the shit out of an afab reader... biting included"
sorry for coming back so late to share my gratitude for this post but i lowkey just forgot i requested LMFAOO...
anyways... my horned out brain has thought of something new for you too write (gonna try and keep this short) also i use they/them for captain 3 sorry if that gets confusing i just always do that
okay so captain 3 (NOT NEO AGENT 3) is a chronic workaholic right- imagine them and their partner doing somno?? (CONSENSUALLY OFC LIKE THEY DISCUSSED IT BEFORE HAND IM NOT INTO RAPE.) anyways im thinking captian 3 comes home for once and is jumping up and down with the excitement of finally being able to crack their amazing gf, only to see their precious s/o asleep... anyways they (CONSENSUALLY) just rip their pants off and once again absolutely fuck the shit out of an afab reader... biting ofc and uhh yknow.... maybe scenting or breeding?
ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR READING!! and if this made u feel uncomfortable you can always change the request up or just not do it (naturally) im excited to see what you write!!
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🔞 Captain 3 x Reader 🔞
Tags: AFAB Reader, Penis in Vagina Sex, Breeding, Somnophilia, Biting
Word Count: 1.03k
Author's Note: omg anon hiii *twirls hair* glad you're back *blushes and turns away* this request is fire as always spit your shit indeed! IM SO SORRY I GOT TO THIS SO LATE.......ya boy has been a busy bee 😮💨 anyways I chose breeding cuz i've been thinking a lot about that lately sometimes I wish I could breed someone woah what's that red dot over there- 💥💥💥 also I'm calling them the Captain just cuz ??? it's easier for me
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It was already past midnight. Needless to say, the Captain was a little late. You should have seen it coming — hardly any force in the world could pull them out of their own head and away from their work — aside from you, but even so, nights where you fell asleep with them lying beside you were few and far between.
You assumed it would be another one of those nights and that there was no sense in waiting any longer for them to possibly show up at a reasonable hour. Though, there was the chance they would visit later, while you were already asleep. You hoped they would.
After changing into your sleepwear, you laid on your stomach, not bothering with pulling the covers over yourself. For easy access. You closed your eyes and allowed yourself to fall into a deep sleep.
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It was only a couple hours after midnight, the Captain thought. They would be coming home a little late, but it was better than not coming at all.
They couldn't help but smile to themselves as they made their way home. They had always felt awful at how little they got to spend time with you, despite their addiction to overworking themselves. But, for once, they had made certain they would spend time away from work and focus all their attention on you, in more ways than one.
The Captain opened the door. As far as they could tell, not a single light was turned on inside the house. Had you left for somewhere, at such a late hour? It wasn't unlikely. All the better opportunity for them to surprise you when you returned. They bounded for the bedroom.
The door hung ajar with a sliver of soft, golden light seeping through the crack. Perhaps you were awake after all.
Yet, they still found themselves pushing the door open with gentle deliberation.
The Captain gulped.
Laying on your stomach, your legs were spread like you were expecting them. You squirmed against the mattress — not as if roused from your slumber — but as if the anticipation of them taking you while you slept was unbearable.
For a brief moment, however, the Captain felt a small tug of guilt. You waited for them. They didn't know how long, but you clearly had gotten tired of waiting. But just underneath that guilt was raw, unabashed desire. They may have missed their chance to show you how much they wanted you while you were awake, but better late than never.
They crept toward the bed, careful not to wake you. You seemed so tired, and they didn't want to be rude.
When the Captain reached the foot of the bed, they divested themselves of their pants, letting them drop to the floor. They looked down at themselves — already, they noticed the small bulge beginning to form in their underwear. They swiftly took it off to free their hardening length.
You remained asleep as they climbed onto the bed and spread your legs to sit between them. You hardly stirred when they quickly, yet carefully, tugged your own bottoms down.
The Captain found themselves almost drooling at the sight of your bare sex on display. So vulnerable, yet so trusting. As if you were begging for it. They yearned as much as you did.
They ran a single digit through your slick folds before slowly pushing inside. You tensed and made a small hum that was so quiet they almost didn't hear you.
They inserted another finger inside of you and scissored them apart. Wet, hot, and tempting — why would the Captain resist such a temptation? They pulled their fingers out and spread your juices along their shaft to moisten it, coaxing themselves to full hardness.
The Captain took a deep breath as they leaned forward, holding your hips in their arms to jostle you into position. The tip of their cock rubbed against your clit — they could feel your heartbeat pounding through the swollen bud.
Weakly, they gave a short thrust into your warmth, not quite letting themselves be completely engulfed by you. Another, and another. They grinded against you as you laid in bed, asleep and pliant. Your body always felt warmer when you slept.
You writhed against the sheets and moaned. There was no urgency in your body when they finally slid inside you. Out of habit, your walls easily accepted the intrusion. Their hips moved, almost of their own accord, repeatedly pushing you against the mattress. You were tight like a vice, but not suffocating. Almost as if they were being granted a warm hug after their long day at work.
The Captain's breath was hot against your neck, and your eyelids fluttered. They noticed, but did not care — too busy pounding into your sex. Their teeth latched onto the skin of your neck, marking you like a beast claiming ownership of its mate. When they pulled their jaws away from your heated flesh, bright red crescent-shaped indents were left behind. They soothed the angry bruises with their tongue. They savored the taste of the salt on your skin. The touch was far more gentle than the animalistic rutting of their hips.
Another bite — to the other side of your neck — as the Captain sped up. Gone was the guilt of coming home so late. If you woke up, they wouldn't stop. You wouldn't want them to.
The Captain felt their balls flex as they approached their climax. In their head, they cried a desperate plea for their orgasm, for permission to cum inside, knowing full well you never denied them the satisfaction. Their hips spasmed as they filled your womb with their seed, warm and thick. Each thrust ensured it would take root.
When their cock finally softened inside you, they pulled out with a sigh. It let out one more pitiful spurt onto your already-used hole. Cum seeped out of you, dripping onto the bedsheets underneath. Your body relaxed, equally satisfied.
Tomorrow, you would wake up with a soreness between your legs, but the Captain would be right beside you, sleeping soundly with their arm slung over your waist.
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Hi yes LITD is still going on even in my huge stex brainrot. Hope you guys enjoy <3 I truly love this fic and how much fun I have writing it with my good friend @starsunderwaterr
Hey y’all! I’m sorry it took me so long to get this one out! I’ve been busy writing for some other projects and have been really busy with homework!!
Somehow I lost the question, but an anonymous person requested more Captain 3 headcanons, so here they are! Hope you enjoy, anon! <3
Here are the little baby’s scenarios, eat it up luvs and leave no crumbs <3
All characters involved are 18+
Minors DNI
Warnings: none
This beautiful baby has been through so much omggg
You met Three when you joined the Splatoon, specifically during Octo Expansion
You had helped Eight through her missions and tried to connect back to Three when she was traveling
You guys didn’t really talk much then, them only talking into their walkie when necessary
After Octo Expansion, you were still called in for smaller missions that required engineering/coding to be done
Even though Cap didn’t say it, they occasionally gave you the honorary smile and head nod
Being in such close proximity with them a lot resulted in you guys spending more time together
You started to pick up on their mannerisms and body language, noticing how they used it to talk more than their words
When this happened??? Cap began to love hanging out with you, but of course, never showed it
Over the course of those five years, you two became very close
Would always be near each other in some way, and there were a few times cap even hung out with you,,,for fun
Yeah, I KNOW
They began to smile a lot more around you, and Agents 1 & 2 definitely noticed, but wouldn’t pry
For the most part, you guys would use some sort of sign to communicate larger things when Three wasn’t feeling up for talking
You learned sign for them because you wanted them to be comfortable with you 🥺
When Three noticed, their heart was WARMMM bro
You guys were at Cuttlefish Cabin, relaxing as you waited for Marie to bring over a set of plans for a mission
Perfect time to practice your sign >:)
You looked over at Cap, and signed “What do you think it is this time?”
The shock Three had on their face bro omg-
It took them a second of shock and you stifling giggles for them to respond, “You learned sign?”
You smiled, your heart POUNDING “I wanted to talk with you.”
That was the moment Three began crushing on you
It wasn’t until you two were helping out Neo with her mission that Three opened up to crushing on your for years
After Cap had told Marie that she couldn’t go on, you ran right over
“I’ll bandage you up. Come on” you signed to them, helping them stand and walk back to the camp
You thought you saw a glimpse of a blush underneath Cap’n’s cap (haaaa), but you didn’t want to prod
As you finished the wrap, they stopped you with a calloused hand, meeting your eyes
In sign: “Thank you, (Y/N).” A pause. “I need to talk to you about something.”
You responded back, nodding, “Go ahead”
There was a long stop, and it looked like she was struggling to find the words… they even grunted a little in frustration, which showed how comfortable she was around you
You tried to cut in, signing to them, “It’s okay, you don’t have to tell me-“, but the captain waved you away, her face filled with blush
Another long pause, and then…
Words.
Real words…
“I like you.”
Their voice was low and quiet, scratchy even, but it was beautiful
You were in shock, and you couldn’t help but get a little teary-eyed, smiling back at the timid captain
“I like you, too, Cap..”
That really started it all tbh
You guys began dating as secretely as possible (which didn’t last long, thanks to Callie
When Three finally got comfortable with you as a lover, the relationship felt all the more special
They will seldom say it, and I mean seldom say “I love you,” but she always means it through her actions
When you come home, they poke their head out from wherever they are as a way to say hello and it’s so fucking adorable,,,,,,
Like the second they see your face, they melt and rush over to you to greet you
In private, Cap can be very affectionate on their own terms
Plays with your fingers, compares hand sizes, and she’ll even let you wear their cap on the rare occasion, which is paramount in the honor department
Sometimes you’ll be sitting on the couch reading or watching a show and they’ll just walk past you and throw their cap onto your head like you’re a coat hanger 💀
They think it’s funny when you get thrown off by it, and if you’re quick enough, you’ll catch them smirking and stifling back giggles as they walk away
Speaking of which, you’re one of the only people who’ve heard Cap’s real laugh
The first time you got them to laugh you nearly cried from love
You were in the kitchen trying to make dinner for the two of you, Cap was leaning against the counter just watching you
You forgot one of the overhead cabinets was still open and when you turned to grab something, you WHACKED your head into it
Instantly, a burst of laughter came from Cap
It was a little hoarse, but it was surprisingly warm and airy
They checked if you were okay, but couldn’t stop giggling the whole time 🥹
You couldn’t help but tear up! They were so cute!! but also your face hurt like a bitch-
Cap can also be a sneaky little shit omg
They love scaring the fuck out of you
You never thought that the super majestic, mature Captain of the Squidbeak Splatoon would love to do anything remotely immature, but NOOOOOO
It’s usually always at night, when you’re walking down the hallway in the dark
AND SUDDENLY FROM THE ABYSS YOU JUST SEE A FLASH OF GREEN RUSHING AT YOU
So naturally, you scream, and Cap takes so much amusement in it
Their favorite part (and they’ll never admit it) is the aftermath, because they always throw you over their shoulder and run to the bed to get their soft kiss time in :3
When it comes to kissing, Three loves their feather-light kisses, but when they’re scared, desperate, or feeling more bold, they will put a bit more force and desire into the kiss
They weren’t too fond of kissing at first, just because they felt awkward, and they didn’t really know what they were doing
But even your quick pecks left their lips tingling and wanting more >;3
Now, don’t think so dirty!!!
Three loves to kiss you because they truly feel like they get closer to you... it’s helped them greatly
I mean, talk to Callie and Marie; they’ve noticed Cap’s stress practically deteriorate since you two started dating
Also omg, this is so cute-
Cap secretly loves fashion; I mean, they came to Inkopolis to go “where fashion is made” SOOOO
It’s so cute bc you’ll see them online shopping on their laptop when they’re resting against you, and they’ll oftentimes ask for your opinion on certain pairings, etc.
It’s genuinely one of the most wholesome things you’ve seen, bc their eyes revert back to the excited and inspired ones they had when they were 14 <3 <3
When you guys go on dates, they love to show off their outfits in the most discreet ways possible, and it’s so goddamn adorable
God, what would life be like without Cap’n 3?
utmost love to the little love <3 <3
Okay this is getting too long GAHDAYUM go to pawht two if you would like mouwre (so sorry guys my dookie soup dad accent decided to make a cameo!)
omg,,,, can i request general home life hcs with captain 3? like bein their s/o and living with them,, 💗
life could be a dream [captain 3 x reader; splatoon 3]
The home is empty often. There might not be a lot happening but Captain is still required to be on site during duty. This means that the home is usually yours for the taking if you're on your day off.
When they come home, you rush over to take their coat and massage their shoulders. Gosh, they're so tense! Hopefully a nice warm meal can help them relax :)
They wouldn't mind bathing with you.
If they're stuck at home while you're gone, they like to busy themselves with chores. Grocery shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. When that's all done, they sort of lounge around, waiting for you come home :(
Either way, it ends with you two cuddling together under the blankets.
a/n: very short, i'm sorry :( thank you for requesting though!
Hey!! Your good friend @unknownan0maly recommended me to you!! I was wondering if you could do some headcanons for agent 3 x reader where the reader comforts them from some bad memories/nightmares?? Thank you so much!! :)
aah!! of course!! you're my first ask so i'm very excited about writing this! since you came from uwa's cap 3 post, i'm assuming you're asking for cap 3 (old agent 3) hc, but send another ask if your need me to correct them!
dream eater [captain 3 x reader; splatoon 3]
it's no real shock that captain 3 gets some pretty awful nightmares. they were an agent of war by the age of 13.
you, however, were spared some of the suffering they had to endure. it's probably one of the reasons why the captain held off confessing to you.
it would've stayed that way had you not taken the leap first. thankfully captain caught you and accepted your feelings. (they spun you in their arms a little, you remember how big their smile was)
even though you sleep in separate rooms, you're still there for them as they are for you.
it was very late and everyone else was asleep. you were parched when your woke up, and on your way to the kitchen your heard some distressed creaking in the captain's room. peeking your head in, you saw your darling twisting and turning under the sheets.
you slink your way into their room and gently place your hand on the lump.
they immediately jump up to look at you, their eyes bloodshot and scared. you raise your hands up
they don't talk, they don't sign. they look at you as they are embraced in your arms. you rub their back and tell them 'it's okay, it's okay...'
they silently sob into your shoulder, their ray of sunshine in the dark night. they held on to you as if you'd meld right through their arms.
they don't tell your what bothered them and you never ask. but you're there for them whenever they need you, and you let them know that
"Thank you..."
a/n: again, thank you for requesting! i hope you liked these!!
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