( based on the post / prompts from @starrydaycare )
your favorite show / movie!!
hmmmm what show would i pick,,, wow,,, so.. so many options what will i pick,,, /lh !!!! genuinely this is MY favorite cartoon ever truly,,,,, i have so many fav shows tho but spongebob is number one!!!!!!!
hi hello so this scene is very regressor vibes to me,, like look at spongebob tell me he isn’t,, look at how he’s walking on the monster!!!! and him holding dutchman’s hand!!!!!!!!!! guys guys this is my truth,, regressor bob!!!!!!!!
I MISSED POSTING ON THE 27TH ANNIVERSARY YESTERDAY!!! but not to fear because i love and celebrate sponge everyday!! and with that is my favorite character Ever!!!! patchy is just so cool and silly and relatable,,, like yes!! i love spongebob just as much!!! i could ramble about the show AND my thoughts on patchy and i might,,, maybe,,
- obviously he gets his tiny all things spongebob / ocean / beach and all things the colors yellow and blue and purple!!!! spongebob sippy… blankets… toys…. snacks… but also whatever his tiny likes?? yeah he’s getting every single item he sees ever
- loves taking his kiddo to the beach!!!! he finds it so fun!! he makes sandcastles and collect shells and he helps you draw spongebob in the sand and he’s got so many beach toys and accessories
- can’t cook really.. (did you SEE his cooking in friend or foe??.. it wasn’t too good..) soo he’s always buying food especially burgers!! and ice cream sundaes!! he does recreate the ice cream sundae from goofy goobers though!!
- always willing to watch spongebob and especially for bedtime he has a routine of playing either specific episodes ooor one of the movies
- he also has spongebob games but his favorite thing for his tiny to play with is his spongebob vtech computer because it has educational games on it!!!
- buys lots of tropical and pineapple flavored things like candy, drinks etc. and beach or ocean themed foods like beach themed gummies!! he is very committed to the theme /lh,, OH and popsicles!!! lots of popsicles!!!
- loves to color and craft with his tiny!! he’s got their drawings all over his fridge, paper garlands all over the walls.. bracelets with his tiny’s name or initials or whatever they’d like on it!!
- he always keeps busy especially if his tiny is hyper like him then you can always find the two doing things like the park or playing outside or doing puzzles or spinning around or playing hide and seek and chasing after his tiny
- big fan of swings!!!! he will push his tiny on it but if his tiny wants him to get on it he will act so playful and make it seem like they are pushing him super high.. even if it’s barely a push
- if he has a pet regressor he will make them the best pet bed area ever!!! lots of pillows, obviously a spongebob or ocean themed blanket.. squeaky toys.. bowls.. everything and anything!!!!!!!
- teaches his tiny fun facts about spongebob and when he does a little pop quiz (just asking them for fun) he will show off to potty and brag saying they are second biggest spongebob fan around!!
- always reassures his tiny it’s okay to like what you like and have fun!! and if anyone judges his tiny or they start to feel insecure / doubt themselves he’s quick to hug them and be just,, the most comforting ever
- gets an inflatable pool for his backyard and has it up all the time and keeps up with all the cleaning for it so it’s always clean and safe for his tiny
- teaches his tiny all about the different types of fish and sea creatures and shells and plants,,, and little fun facts about marine life / biology in general!!! (i headcanon he’s got a marine biology degree :3)
- gets so many little gifts for his tiny and rewards them when they do good!! and do their daily tasks!! but also just gifts them whenever he feels like it because he just loves them
- great at movie nights!!!! he will set up the whole couch and make snacks and bake cookies and rent whatever dvds his tiny wants!!!
- gets his tiny chalk and draws aaaaall over the sidewalk!! even plays hopscotch and tic tac toe on the pavement
- fun lunch days at the beach where he makes little lunch bags with sandwiches and chips and juice boxes and fruit salad cups…. sits on a towel while they eat and watch the ocean!! it’s very fun and calming and amazing
- lots of fun days at the library where he lets you get any books and movies you’d like!! he even reminds you that reading is good and important, even his hero spongebob does it.. AND spongebob has his own library!! so patchy obviously makes his own little library / bookshelf in his house,,, plus he’s really good at bedtime stories!! he does all these silly voices and sound effects if his tiny likes that sorta thing!!
- is okay with any title or nickname his tiny gives him!! as long as they are happy he doesn’t mind!!
- speaking of nicknames.. he calls his tiny a lot of them,,, little pirate, matey, bubby, little one / guy, sharky, guppy, lad.. and whatever else his tiny would like to be called!!!!
- takes his tiny out to get smoothies and froyo and ice cream multiple times a week!!!!
- if his tiny likes to paint their nails or do fun hairstyles like braids, etc… he will do it in a heartbeat!! but it might take some trial and error..
- he also likes playing dress up and doing / getting makeovers with his tiny!!
- enjoys puppets!! does a fun craft day and makes a puppet of himself and his tiny and whatever else they want!!!
- plushies galore.. like.. a massive pile in the living room and his tiny’s bedroom.. just all over the place!!
- very supportive and caring of all neurodivergent and or chronically ill tinies!!! if you need to stim, he doesn’t mind!! you need an aac device he’s getting you one and putting stickers on the back!! certain diet restrictions? he’s on it and has it all jotted down on a notepad!! just any accommodations or mobility aids or just anything you may need he’s got it!!! he also gets lots of fidget toys or chewelry!!!! noise canceling headphones.. low lighting.. he is on it!!! (also headcanon him to be audhd!!) (also yes this headcanon is specifically self indulgent as someone who’s neurodivergent + chronically ill / got chronic pain :’3)
- lets you around potty the parrot,, especially because him and potty usually playfully argue and joke just so his tiny can giggle,, patchy truly will just do anything silly to make his tiny laugh
