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despite all the suffering i love warm sunny weather for one simple reason: laundry 🤍 im on my third load and the sheet i just hung out in the sun was literally dry before i could finish hanging up the rest. everything dries within minutes and it all SMELLS SO GOOOOOOOD

#aging userbase etc etc #now im like. looking for stuff i can wash #the curtains? my mattress cover #?#i feel unstoppable #i want to be a stay at home fag so badly #dad*#kekfkdkskdkgkfkskdkgkgkkykakskkgkf #you know what #id settle for stay at home fag #&#god i need sleep

Being in my 30’s is so strange. Because I feel younger than I ever have while simultaneously going gray and starting a skincare routine. I used to do a just the important bits shower and then go drinking for 24 hours. Wdym I’ve gotta sleep ten hours a night, weightlift, shower, take a fiber supplement, and use retinol?!

I’m wearing frog earrings and carrying around a toad purse and I’ve gotta take care of myself?!

Whack

#whack #toad #aging userbase etc etc #I obviously don’t HAVE to use retinol but it makes my face feel really nice and apparently I like that???#I’m wearing sensible shoes to a wedding on Friday like??? WHO AM I??#the road purse is also coming with me to the wedding lmfao

my mother in law asked what I wanted for christmas this past year and I thought for a bit and then I remembered that I keep buying a single fragile mini bowl that is appropriate for dipping sauces etc and then it inevitably breaks and I have nothing for my sauces. so I asked her for a set of 4 ramekins and it's possible she felt like she wanted to get me something more exciting but every time leading up to christmas that I used a slightly inappropriately sized container for a sauce I thought fervently "I can't wait for my ramekins" and now it's been like 4 months and I am still. so pumped about my ramekins

#text tag #i should text her that lmao #aging userbase etc etc