The Bloodlines: Should you Diablerize Them?
Baali: No! Hell no! Just kill them- having the ability to throw fireballs is not worth having that in your head.
Blood Brothers: Bet you can’t eat just one. Blood Brothers: for when you and all of your friends REALLY want to smoosh together into a giant limb ball. I’m sure a Tzimisce would love to help you with that.
Daughters of Cacophony: Absolutely. Especially for Nosferatu. Go full Little Mermaid on this. Do not let them justify why you shouldn’t with a musical number, they’ll probably end it by eating you.
Gargoyles: How you diablerize a Gargoyle is a better question. You’re going to be spitting out gravel for weeks.
Harbingers: Take Clan Giovanni, and multiply that by corpse. Bleh.
Kiasyd: It might be the closest anyone can get to eating the soul of a changeling, so go for it!
Nagaraja: If you are Camarilla, your boss will likely appreciate the initiative. Though, there’s a rumor that some Kindred catch the weaknesses of those they consume. In this bloodline’s case, that’s basically the worst case scenario.
Samedi: Take Giovanni, multiply that by corpse, then multiply that by Nosferatu, then multiply that by HELL NO!
True Brujah: Please diablerize a Trujah. Serves them right for think they’re better than everyone else.
Ahrimanes: This is not a clan you wanna get caught diablerizing. And you thought the Giovanni were unreasonable! Just eat a regular Gangrel.
Anda: Stop making up Gangrel. They’re LITERALLY just Mongolian Gangrel. Although...their weakness means most of them travel all the time. So maybe you won’t get caught?
Cappadocians: On one hand, gross, on the other- oh, too late, a Giovanni just beat you to it.
Lamia: I can’t believe we’re all unliving through a pandemic and ANY of you think this is a good idea.
Lhiannan: That’s a good way to wake up one night with eldritch powers breathing down your neck.
Noiad: Didn’t I just tell you to stop making up Gangrel!?