The Master: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
The Doctor: Yes.
The Master: I was hula hooping. Ashad and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
The Doctor: Oh, my God.
The Master: I've mastered all the moves. *Shows photos on device* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
The Doctor: Why are you telling me this?
The Master Because no one will ever believe you.
*The Master Deletes photos from device*
The Doctor: You sick son of a bitch.














