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Nika he/him my old as dirt blog, pretty random / occasionally re-watching superwholock and other shit / sometimes writing crappy shit

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[mxscreambitch]

T4T lavender marriage, okay? Where you get married, go on a months long honeymoon, secretly transition together and then take the others deadname and return to "have life long close friends" alongside your marriage. Gender affirming and consensual identity fraud as a bonus!

[inber]

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

[cipheramnesia]

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

[carbon-monoxide-detector]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

[2-point-5]

are you sure it's a spider?

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

yes i am it looks like this

[2-point-5]

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why is it in my room

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

and why do you know what it tastes like

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

[2-point-5]

nom nom.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

what

[2-point-5]

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

[2-point-5]

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

[cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated]

why was your solution to eat them

[2-point-5]

i mean, no one else was gonna.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[neververy4]

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

[porcupine-girl]

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

[mxscreambitch]

I fell asleep doom scrolling on tiktok and had this uncomfortable dream that in an episode of bad mental health I decided to fuck of to America, to reach some kind of goal, without telling anyone. (Why America?) I had a rental car (I never learnt how to drive) and decided to stop somewhere on the highway, stepped out of the car for a smoke break, left all doors wide open and then sat next to it and had a crying fit until it was dark. Then I noticed that someone was slowly slithering into the car like a fucking snake to steal my stuff. And that's really concerning because in my one and only bag is all my stuff, including my passport and shit. Somehow I managed to win the ensuing scuffle and seek shelter in the hotel that conveniently just appeared. That's when everything turned worse. My hotel room was a labyrinth with way too many light switches and I was in a desperate search for one that could turn on the lamps on the ceiling but if any of them did anything they just turned on a coloured light bulb in a completely different part of this nightmare room, and that light bulb was hidden behind furniture. Barley able to see anything I am on a quest to find the right light switch, some turn on small laps, some make the mechanical decorations on the wall move, one activates a speaker system that replays information about a movie that was filmed in this hotel. Audio plays in a loop, I can't find the switch to turn it off, I move around the furniture with video game mechanics, I start to regret my trip to the States. Only good thing is that my door is locked. Behold the stairs! I didn't know I had a second floor so up I go just to end up in the attic, there is a light source here. I end up in a common room type thing with a bunch of people wearing blue tshirts and furry masks, the audio is also still playing. The group leader approaches me and tells me about this movie that was filmed here that's why they are gathered here and they are always happy to welcome a new member. That's enough and I run straight back down the stairs, realising there are no doors to lock those people out. At last they seem to get that I'm not interested and don't pursue me. Back to the dimly light room of confusion and I am in tears. The audio is intensifying like my desperation to get back home. I call my mom and explain my situation while I'm hysterically looking for a working light switch. Mom is very understanding and offers to send me some money to book a flight home. I can't find my car keys, the room swallowed them. Passport is still in the car so now I'm really desperate for some light to help me find the keys. The audio gets louder and I hate it.

Wake up next to my phone in bed, Tiktok still open and playing a video about a movie filmed in some hotel. Finally I can shut the audio off!

[antlered-vixen]

Major news' outlets like the BBC or CBS entirely bury any mention of estimated casualties (mostly civilian) in their headlines so far, in the US/Israel offensive against Iran. Only speak of "1000s of sites struck" as if these sites are not occupied by humans and as if missiles have not hit residential areas of Tehran, and even a hospital. For those who have yet to see even a preliminary a number and need the wake-up call, this is a very tame estimate from Al-Jazeera.

The notion that only military infrastructure and ranking leadership has been stricken is flagrantly untrue.

[crreature]

AP is reporting almost 800 deaths in Iran now, and at least 50 in Lebanon

[busket]

I see a lot of posts telling trans men to leave their cishet boyfriend if he doesn't want you to take testosterone or transition. and yes, do it. leave him. staying with him will only fuck you up.

but we cant forget that if your lesbian/sapphic girlfriend doesn't want you taking testosterone or transitioning, you gotta leave her too. it doesnt matter that she's queer as well, she will be just as harmful to you in your journey as a trans man. women, even queer women, arent immune to being transphobic or anti-transmasculine

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[miseria-fortes-viros]

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #i really hope this post isn't about justifying legit incest fetishes and rape porn #im not saying it is but usually they are /End ID]

[illuminatedpopcorn]

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[ooppo]

[slipping-into-madness]

[segamascott]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[romanceyourdemons]

i still frequently think about a story from one of my high school classmates, of the day his windshield completely iced over before he had to leave for school, and his mother (who, for clarity’s sake, is not from nor has ever been to poland) said “don’t worry, i know an old polish trick” and threw a whole kettle of boiling water over the windshield, shattering it instantly

[xxphantomdragonflyxx]

The Cherik wedding

Original (don't steal or no cookies)

[mxscreambitch]

"I came straight from the bridal shower and didn't change" Wolverine, the bride, the naked priest, the groom throwing around the diamond he forgot to put in the ring, "I swear I won't burn the kitchen down" head chef Remy, "defenetly only putting up the balloons NOT POPPING THEM MID CEREMONY with the flower girl" Rogue and super trustworthy Jubilee, everyone is drunk, Storm makes sure the weather is nice, the not invited list is reasonable.

Perfect wedding

[missbadaboom]

[bugjolteon]

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

[bugjolteon]

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.