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“On a scale of Yuuri Katsuki to Lin-Manuel Miranda, how well do you deal with getting to work with your idols?”

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From a conversation currently happening...
“On a scale of Yuuri Katsuki to Lin-Manuel Miranda, how well do you deal with getting to work with your idols?”
airspaniel replied to your post “Here have some night blogging What did the kids call Grunkle Stan in...”
Apparently it was just Tío Stan. #disappointing
Boo, weak sauce.
Beast Tío would have been awesome and entirely on-brand.
airspaniel replied to your photo “I made a friend. (at Storyland, New Orleans City Park)”
This is my new favorite picture of you. <3
Yeah, I’m pretty pleased with it! <3
airspaniel replied to your photo “Okay, I know I’m not supposed to be on the counter, but what if I sit...”
MY BOYYYYYYYYY!
He awaits your bothers!!
It demands zero suspension of disbelief. My only regret isn't that I've never been in attendance.
airspaniel replied to your post “more YOI filth, because apparently that’s just what I do now. ...”
Goddamn dude I'm so glad we're going down this rabbit hole together. This was delightful! <3
#stuffyuurikatsukifullofcock2k17
airspaniel replied to your post:I’ve been hating my appearance more and more...
Dude, same. Also, FWIW, I think you’re stunning.
It’s the worst isn’t it?? Because, like, I SHOULDN’T care and yet I still do -_-
Thank you though <3333
Alternately: "I'm a moisture farmer. Care to help sowing the crop?" . "Do you understand the binary language of moisture vaporators? Because I’d like to program your binary loadlifter." . "Show me this thing you humans call (dramatic pause) love."
(Answered the first ask privately because it might be slightly spoilery. ;)) Oh noooooo I love those. Moisture farmer! Yes!
They’re making me think, though, of Poe maybe using BB-8 as a wingman in earlier attempts. I love this idea. Oh man I have a subplot thing where Poe became an AI expert at the Academy. I bet that got him a lot of mileage.
@nervous-breakdown-hat asked: The only terrible pick up line I can think of on command is "Are you from Tennessee. 'Cause you're the only 10 I see." but that doesn't work in space, unless you make up a place name that works in a pun like that.
Yeah, place-based puns are a most excellent genre that could certainly be exploited but I’d have to read more Wookiepedia to make it work. You are not the first to recommend ten-I-see though. I’m so glad nobody’s ever used that on me in real life.
Thinking back to college I remember “Are your legs tired because you’ve been running through my dreams all night” now. Most of the pickup lines I heard were directed at the far more attractive girls I hung out with. I didn’t need to remember that. Ohhh boy.
Highlights from chat:
stayshinysays"Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you" is one I find goofily cute
@airspaniel suggested space pants and I bet that one could be adapted.