Bokuto: Hey, you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Akaashi: What is wrong with you? You’re a hazard to yourself.
Kuroo: And a coward. Do twenty.
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Bokuto: Hey, you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Akaashi: What is wrong with you? You’re a hazard to yourself.
Kuroo: And a coward. Do twenty.
What’s the difference between Bokuto screaming, “AKAAASHI!!” and “AKASHI?!”
there’s a pickle involved in one of them
LMFAO THANKS TO @adobetrash FOR PROVIDING ME WITH THE EDIT (PICKLE WAS MY LAST MINUTE EDIT BECAUSE I LOVE RUINING MEMES!!!)LMFAO
Pickle Bo offering his goods to Akaashi
Akaashi: He’s out there making owl noises again. Bokuto: Who?
Bokuto: Ugh, mint ice cream. I hate it!
Akaashi: Why do you hate mint ice cream?
Bokuto: If you think I’m going to eat frozen toothpaste, you’re wrong.
Akaashi: This forces me to believe that you’ve never had mint ice cream or never brushed your teeth.
Kuroo: Hey Tsukki~Don’t you agree that I look good in this outfit?
Tsukishima: For someone who’s 70% water, you don’t look very refreshing.
Bokuto: BURNNNNN!!!
Akaashi: Water cannot be burned Bokuto-san.
Bokuto: EVAPORATEEEE!!!!
[Bokuto texting Akaashi at 4 in the morning]
Bokuto: Hey did you know your earlobes are the same distance apart as your nipples? See you at practice later!
Bokuto: I have an idea--
Akaashi: If it involves you, Kuroo, Daichi, Oikawa, Ushijima, and the theme song from Avatar the last airbender, then no.
Bokuto: Well never mind then :(