Domesticity memes with Bentyrocutio? :D
big spoon/little spoon: Well that's a bit hard in a OT4, but most times Romeo is squished in the middle even though he's most likely the taller one. (Tybalt will never admit it but being held is quite relaxing and he likes it more than he would say.)
favorite non-sexual activity: Fighting? No, but Mercutio's favorite activity is poking at them at every waking hour in the most annoying ways. While Romeo and Volio mostly ignore him Tybalt pokes back. Some days it's a wonder the four of them really work. But also, making adventurous trips outside Verona is something they do sometimes, but they should be careful, the world is a dark and scary place.
who uses all the hot water: eeeh... Benvolio. He usually take a shower first and uses most of it, then Mercutio. With Tybalt water is just lukewarm. Romeo complains endlessly, poor boy.
most trivial thing they fight over: family dinners. As in going to visit/invite family over for dinner. Capulets, except for juliet and rosaline didn't see that relationship too well, Montagues are a bit more open (Antonio was a bit taken back because.. cousins??? Boys?? You're related, though distantly…. It's weird???! But he's fine with it otherwise), and the prince is just confused… and mercutio was supposed to be his heir and all.
Also they "fight" over plants, tybalt wanted to plant some of the roses in their garden, Mercutio forgot to water them and they died…
who does most of the cleaning: oh, they do turns on who cleans what, but they work on it together.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: tybalt has the season pass cause he's the one who actually remembers to renew it everytime. Mercutio fills the Netflix queue with everything he finds even remotely interesting. (and Romeo with love films…)
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Romeo tried to fix it once. Once being the key word. After anyone who's home when heat stop working/gives problems calls the landlord or a technician.
who steals the blankets: tybalt is constantly cold, even in summer he sleeps with a blanket and he leaves them around the house, beds, couch, armchair (ben called him old man when he caught him asleep in it 😂). But mercutio toss and turns so most times he steal the blankets and roll in them like a mummy.
who leaves their stuff around: all of them leave something around. Tybalt with blankets, Mercutio clothes, any kind of clothes (especially those he’s supposed to be wearing at the time, just to be annoying…), Benvolio books, papers, he put his favorite pen in the cutlery drawer and proceed to complain he lost it. Romeo leave keys, wallet, his phone, all laying around in different places.
who remembers to buy the milk: If it’s not written on the grocery list its more likely they’re gonna forget it, but sometimes Romeo has like.. an epiphany while they’re paying and runs to grab it.
who remembers anniversaries: The calendar. While being pretty organized and making some nice parties for birthdays and anniversary they always have to write them down or they would straight up forget it’s that day.
Who cooks normally? As mainstream as it can be but they do it together everytime they’re all home. Which ends up in a messy kitchen no one in kitchen clean duty wants to clean. As long as Mercutio stays away from the barbecue things would go smooth.
How often do they fight? Oh, well…. that depends on who is fighting. Romeo hardly fight with any of them, Benvolio a little more but it’s very light and trivial . Mercutio and Tybalt… it’s a miracle they haven’t murder each other yet. (They all learned, especially Mercutio, never to make sudden moves with hands when fighting Tybalt, though. They can yell they hate each other all they want, but he raised a hand to grab him once and… well whatever thing they were fighting for just disappeared.)
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Endless calls/video calls. All the time, at all hours. They try to avoid being apart anyway.
Nicknames for each other? They’re pretty normal, shortening of they’re names and such. Mostly from Mercutio, Romeo could become either Rome (yes, the city) or Meo. Benvolio is Benny or Lio sometimes. Tybalt either Tyb or Balt. (Prince of Cats is still the way he’s saved on Mercutio’s phone and he calls him that sometimes.) Mercutio is Cutio. Or House Fire-Starter after he tried to make a barbecue and almost set the house on fire.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner? They go out for anniversary and birthdays mostly so… not the birthday boy, the other three pay. Their anniverswary they use a common account they have.
Who steals the covers at night? Isn’t there the question up?? Well, It’s Mercutio anyway. Turns and turns and roll in them like a mummy.
What would they get each other for gifts? Usually some useful things like matching mugs, or shirts. Romeo gave Tybalt a little pot with a sunflower after the disaster with the roses.
Who kissed who first? Mercutio… With all of them. It’s uncertain if he was drunk or not, but he managed to kiss all three of them the same night.
Who made the first move? As said, Mercutio. On one night he kissed all three. On getting in a relationship… that had been a little slower but it was anyway always Mercutio getting involved with all of them.
Who remembers things? The calendar? Well, Tybalt has the habit of writing down everything he/they need to remember so, in a way, him...
Who started the relationship? Mercutio, with all of them. For romeo, Ben and Tybalt, falling in love had been slower but they got there.
Who cusses more? Mercutio fucking Escalus. Followed by Benvolio.
What would they do if the other was hurt? Romeo panics. A lot. More than he should. He panics over a fever like one of his partners is dying. Mercutio depends on the kind of hurt. normal illness he stay pretty calm, physical injuries he doesn’t really know how to deal with them. Benvolio is sooooo calm and responsible, somehow manages to never lose patience and always knows what to do. Tybalt knows what to do most times, he took care of himself for a while before miving in with them, he looks calm until he’s caught alone. He worries, mostly oout of fear of losing that nice family he found.
