#alcomahol

[euesworld]

"Good morning.. a long walk on the beach sounds nice, but sex on the beach sounds even better. I'm not a big drinker, but the drink sounds sweet.. a Caribou Lou or a long island iced tea. I don't know about you, but on a hot summer day.. an alcomaholic drink seems to be the key."

I want to get drunk.. on you - eUë

[one-irradiated-muppet]

Shipping? Influencing my New Year’s drinking decisions? Never

[best-fandom-blog]

Today has been a horrible day for me, mentally. Between no sleep, intrusive thoughts, and fighting crying it's taken everything for me to not go out and buy the biggest goddamned angus cheeseburger filled with a pound of bacon and some kind of pulled pork. I'd eat it and subsequently throw up, break into a rash, and sleep for 14 hours straight. I found that by keeping my hands busy (had to switch to scissors because knives can seem fun), creating something that takes time became rewarding. It's been a really bad week for me and I think the after effects are kicking in today, but I'm sitting here with some delicious rice wrap shrimp and cucumber greens along with my own house raspberry wine. I'm proud of myself for not giving into everything and working to stay positive amidst the chaos. #mycooking #ricewraps #shrimp #seafood #raspberrywine #homebrew #hooch #pretendchef #alcomahol #mybrew #localasfuck

[dettiot]

Might have over-bought on the liquor. Because there’s also a six pack each of beer and cider in the fridge.

[euesworld]

"If you were booze, I would be an alcomaholic.. if you were a drug, I would be an addict. If you were sugar, I would be a fiend.. so you see? I'm addicted to you like a bad habit.."

You are the heroin bliss in my mind and the hot ecstasy on my lips - eUë

[euesworld]

"Drunk as a mother fucker, and cussing like a drunken trucker.. better pucker up cause I'm coming at you like a butter humper. Never need another lover.. believe I love you like I'm dumping cum without a rubber."

Omfg Tumblr is so fun with alcomahol added. Don't try this at home chitlins (kids) - Eue - Say no to booze til you're old enough to use but don't abuse or you'll puke

[euesworld]

"She's turning 21 with a dirty gun, meeting boys and having fun.. what that girl doesn't know is that one drink and she's done, this boy that she met fell in love. And before she knew it.. just like pop corn butter, he was all over her like some kind of angry lover."

Crazy bday parties can go down like that, especially when you like alcomahol - eUë

[ramaleyeats]

Tried making a whiskey sour today. The recipe i was following said to shake the ingredients with ice cubes. In a mason jar is fine if you don't have a shaker. But i do have a shaker. But i'm lazy and don't like to wash unnecessary dishes. So is a shaker *really* necessary? Why can't i just stir the ingredients? Either way they get mixed and chilled, right? What's the *real* difference between shaken and stirred? Well, there's a way to find out. An experiment!

I had already made a stirred cocktail when i had the above thought. So i got out the shaker and made a second one.

On the left is the stirred version. And on the right the shaken one.

After sampling both... shaken is better. The shaker has a strainer built in which caught some of the lemon pulp, so it had less of that in it and thus a smoother texture. Shaken one was also a bit more diluted (because the ice it was shaken with melts some) and thus didn't have quite as strong an alcohol bite. Overall the shaken one is a more user-friendly cocktail.

And now i have 2 rather stiff cocktails to drink. Well that's quite a sacrifice. But it's for science.