#alex knows

[niitroglycerin]

why is my half situationship really talented and kind of famous i actually really dont like this and i am clenching my fist with anger right now

[transingthoseformers]

Earthspark Cliffjumper getting called Red Bumblebee even if they only vaguely look like each other

For the joke

Please

[classicleechaos]

Writing Game: post the last line you wrote and tag someone for every word in the line.

Thanks @hightowerqueen for the tag!

“De Riva’s don’t get nervous, Illario. I just...have been wanting this for a while”

I think most of my mutuals I know that would participate have been tagged, so I'm not gonna lol

But if you see this and wanna participate, consider yourself tagged!

[avocadosockz]

*at the tower*

mxy: where’s your girlfriend why can’t she help you with this

kara: my what? who are you talking about

mxy: uh lena luthor duh

kara: we’re not dating she’s my best friend

mxy:

mxy: so you’re telling me i gave you the chance to change the space time continuum and you chose to change it for your best frie-

alex covering kara’s ears: shhhh i bet 2 more days until she figures it out and i get $200 from the betting pot i’ll split it with you if you let this slide

[dcficit]

lies face down

[tylerstitties]

Even Pop!Scott is wearing that henley...

[buckpussy]

While I love making fun of ben winston im a bit 😔😔😔 if I knew nothing about harry and came across that magazine I wouldnt be interested in him or his music at all 💔

that’s interesting! i don’t think this article was actually that bad when it comes to harry himself? like it’s basically all “he’s famously nice, he’s successful, he tries hard to create mystery around him, Trust Me, He’s Very Cool”. it doesn’t even mention his ~conquests besides taylor. like, if i knew nothing about him i’d think that it all sounds pretty pretentious (in a big part because of the ~quality of the journalist’s writing), but it wouldn’t make me like hate harry or anything. i’d maybe still check out his music.

personally i would’ve turned away at the yacht, though, if i’d been just an outsider looking on back then. oh man. don’t even get me started on that.

[southhighsucks]

The dice set I'm using in my D&D campaign as a High Elf. Sarcasm and Insults are my weapon of choice. I am fucking trash.