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PWHL as Simpsons Quotes

Ronja Savolainen: I’d kill for you, please ask me to kill for you

Gwyn Philips: No

Alexa Vasko: I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

Brianne Jenner: I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Vasko: Oh

Carla MacLeod: Welcome to the Ottawa Charge where nothing could possibli go wrong! Possibly go wrong. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong

Mark Walter: One dollar for eternal happiness? No I think I’d be happier with the dollar

Laura Stacey: English side ruined, must use French instructions. Le grille?! What the hell is le grille?!

Refs: Oh come on people, can’t you take care of your own problems for a change? We can’t be “policing” the whole league!

Also the refs: Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening

Kristyna Kaltounkova: Huh! “Attempted murder”, now honestly what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

Someone about CJ: Wow, your goalie has one hell of a sense of smell

Megan Carter: That’s nothing, they can hear ketchup

Hot dog vendor: Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!

Emily Brown: What do you do? Follow CJ around?

Vendor: Lady they’re putting my kids through college!

Ottawa Charge after blowing a multi goal lead: Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!

Sarah Fillier: Not the swear jar! It’s the only thing holding back the filth! [swear jar breaks] Nuttyfudgekins!

Carla MacLeod: This means you’re the chosen one! Remove the stone of shame! [removes large stone]

Gwyn Philips: Woohoo!

Carla: And attach the stone of triumph! [attaches even larger stone]

Gwyn: Doh!

Zoe Boyd: Just once I’d like someone to call me sir without adding you’re making a scene

Rebecca Leslie: I’m president of the Gay and Lesbian Society for some reason

Steve O’Rourke on being the first team eliminated: You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.

Emma Buckles in season 1 about the pigeons in TD Place: I call the big one Bitey

Jocelyne Larocque: So that’s it? After 20 years, so long and good luck?

Troy Ryan: I don’t recall saying good luck

Greg Fargo after watching the Sirens give up 3 short handed goals in 2 games: What the hell was THAT?

Kendall Coyne Schofield: Okay smart guy

Taylor Heise: Why do you only call me smart when you’re being sarcastic?

Kendall: Do I do that? I really shouldn’t

Sophie Jacques: Why are we best friends?

Claire Thompson: Because our seats were behind each other at school!

Emma Maltais: That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to clown college!

This is my favorite part of Clarky's mic'd up because why did Vasko turn into r2d2

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