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Tizmik and Algern both #5

number five was draw em both as call trolls have these long overdue draws pls and thank u

im so proud of the algern one lOOK AT HIMMM

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MUSE FACTS! Possessions edition

tizmik has desert treasures in her bedroom, things like preserved bits of lizard shed, feathers, cool rocks, and little bones. she likes to sit in her coon and look at her treasures

teylir has angel wing hairpins

ilbodo has a leather cord necklace with a few of his lusus’ teeth on it, along with some small shells made into beads

algern has a very nice, if sheer, jade green shawl given to him by his favorite matron as a parting gift. he rarely dresses up enough to justify wearing it, though

demmel goes exactly nowhere without his trusty toolbelt

mageth knits/crochets most of her clothing and has more yarn in her hive than anyone else considers reasonable or sane

rehtuu is worried about acne and wears alternatives to greasepaint. he hopes that no one notices

lucind wears glasses to cover her mutant irises, and her favorite pair have holographic eyes on the lenses

delial’s prized possession is an avian encyclopedia. it helps them to feel closer to their dearly departed lusus :(

liamah loves stuffed animals

russel used to keep her (late?) moirail’s bomber jacket as a memento/comfort object. she claims that she threw it out an airlock when she decided she was never going to look back at who she’d been before

julius currently has no possessions, but when she does, shes going to hoard them in her sylladex and pockets as much as possible

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Algern: Blindfolds

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

sI: Oh, oh dear,

sI: I don’t think I, could, enjoy anything I can’t, see,,,

sI: Including,

sI: Ahem,

sI: This,,,,,

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☭ for Tiz and Algern? 8D

TIZMIK

Battle Intro: “This’s been a long time comin’, scrub!”Victory: “Aw yeah! Who’s the best? Tell me who’s the best, bro, I wanna hear you say it!”Half HP: “Lucky shot, bulgejockey!”Low HP: “Fuckin- turd blossom slut captain! Bitch, ow!”Defeat: “How the fuck did your pudgy ass manage this? C’mon, fight me again!”Death: “You clumsy- oh- help me, call Hermes! Now! Please...”Assist: “Like you can’t do this yourself, wimp.”Taunt: “Ooooh, gonna hit a lowblood, are you?”Reacting to Taunt: “Don’t burn out those two braincells trying to insult me! It’s not worth it!”Flee: “Alright, taint clown, I can see you’re not ready for this. Call me when you figure it out!”Reacting to Flee: “Don’t make me chase you!”Tie: “No way, no way, get up right now and fight me!”Perfect Victory: “....Dude.”Low HP Victory: “Dude...!”Finishing Move: “SUCK MY TIIIIIIITS!” and then she tackles him

ALGERN

Battle Intro: “This is the only thing you underst-und-und-der.... ah, comprehend, clearly.”Victory: “Oh my, I didn’t, um. Wow. Yeah!”Half HP: “Honestly, this isn’t, something I wanted, but I’ll play along...”Low HP: “This is ridiculous, w-we, we know how this e-ends...”Defeat: “Yes, y-you won, congratulations.”Death: “G-g-g-g-gentle m-mm-mothergrub, Tizmik, you, you idiot...! Ah....”Assist: “There’s no sh-shame in as-ask-asking for help.”Taunt: “You an-and I both kn-know this is, beneath you.”Reacting to Taunt: “I hardly, s-see the relevance.”Flee: “No, no, nope, nope, I’m, I’m done, for now.”Reacting to Flee: “That’s... what? And I’m the coward?”Tie: “You- were you go-going easy on m-mme?”Perfect Victory: “Wha-what was th-th-th-tha-that?”Low HP Victory: “Phew, that was, that was interesting?”Finishing Move: “HYAH!” and he smacks her side with a shovel

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How problematic is Algern? uwu

SO PROBLEMATIC

tries to be super nice to everyone, just winds up super passive-aggressive

sometimes steps on squirreldad’s tail and it is so very sad

doesnt play music for his plants

lives in the desert, is scared of zombies

doesnt guilt tizmik into things only because she is extremely difficult to guilt (shes nearly broken him of this actually)

still very imperial, despite all efforts to be hemoeegalitarian

lectures peple about hemoegalitarianism anyway

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tizmik has an enormous oval-shaped scar on one of her arms. a cut there sprouted fungus and her neighbor (algern igaith, whose blog is gonna be made soon i promise) saved her fucking ass by scraping out the cut and stuffing her full of antifungals.

she was utterly unsure how to deal with this. she still IS utterly unsure how to deal with this.

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Siarze, Lal, and Algern? ouo

wow th3z3 guyz a11 zuck but lik3 not in a z3xy way for th3 mozt part

i m3an at a11

look i hat3 alg3rn but h3z uz3ful az a11 g3t-out i dont wanna ki11 him and h3z mark3dly unint3r3zt3d in my junk l3tz l3av3 it th3r3 but i gu3zz pail him coz hav3 you z33n thoz3 hipz th3y juzt do not li3 i m3an hot damn my guyz tak3 a quick glanc3 n3xt tim3 h3z turn3d around om nom nom

ziarz3 iz an annoying pi3c3 of zhit with no zpong3 in hiz cranium itz juzt fu11 of th3 mozt craptaztic and zimpl3zt of avian-baz3d punning and alzo f3ath3rz

gu3zz that m3anz im papping lal3dy wh3r3 iz that dorky crippl3 anyway im gonna cur3 him with my tro11 j3zuz frondz magic