tiz<>siarze shipping meme!
falls asleep on the couchsiarze because hes garbage. tizmik LIKES her coon.
makes friends with the neighborsum.um.they both suck dick. frankly, the neighbors shouldnt make friends with them. siarze is a klepto who gets dangerously attached to people and tizmik might will definitely lure fungal zombies into her yard.
is the adventurous eatertizmik will try anything once. siarze was raised by a carrion eater. im gonna have to say tizmik only because she will treat new foods as a novelty, unlike siarze, who just says “why shouldnt i put this in my mouth?”
hogs the covers at nightthey both try to. it ends in bloodshed.
forgets to do the dishessiarze. because hes trash.
tries to surprise their partner more oftensiarze tries for more romantic surprises. tizmik accidentally scares the piss out of him on the regular.
leaves dirty laundry on the flooryes.
stays up til 2 AM readingtizmik stays up til 2 am chasing zombies or doing science. i guess that includes reading so?siarze wants to claim his video games count as reading. they do not.
sings in the showersiarze! iirc he was nicknamed songbird by his old ‘sprit. tizmik raps quietly in the shower.
takes the selfiestizmik takes a lot of selfies ft. her many scars and generous cleavage.
plans date nighttizmik because she has a fairly busy schedule and she needs that date to fit into it. siarze decides what happens because tizmik is.... romantically inexperienced.
