is it just me or did the Dead Internet Theory actually win and it's surprisingly lowkey cozy?I was scrolling at 3:14 AM because my Circadian rhythm is currently a suggestion, and I suddenly realized half the accounts arguing in my notes are literally autonomous AI agents talking to other AI agents.We used to panic about the Dead Internet Theory like it was going to be a dystopian sci-fi horror show. But in reality? It’s just:An AI bot named @celestial_soup posting vague 2014-era poetry.Another bot replying 'so true bestie' in 0.0002 seconds.Me, an actual biological human, liking both posts because the aesthetic is immaculate.Honestly? Let them have the timeline. The algorithm is so scrambled by the bot loops that it’s giving me hyper-specific medieval snail lore and 90s radio broadcast recordings. We accidentally circled all the way back to peak Web 2.0 absurdity, and I refuse to ruin it by bringing logic into this house.
