#conspiracyfiles

[pumpkinpolly]

I'm the cat 🐙 but Lovecraftian

[mamachi]

[patron-of-souls-that-fuck-up]

It could real

No, what if this world we live in is actually stimulated and we are getting closer to this truth which is why our creators are trying to stop us by threats like global warming, pandemics, and extinctions.

THINK ABOUT THIS

[justinenicolas23]

So I FOUND THIS ON WATTPAD

Check mate

TW: Before reading this book make sure your eyes aren't closed. it's a sin now. Catch a glimpse inside Sizuro saito's c...

My name is Nicolas Jonas, and I've recently come across a fascinating online book on Wattpad. Despite its lack of popularity, I found it quite intriguing and potentially concerning. Some of the conspiracies presented in it, though hard to believe, do hold some truth and validity. As a new member of this community, I'd like to share my views on this intriguing piece and get your thoughts on its contents.

[thebillyengland]

Youtube marks the official World Government Summit video about a new world order as “spreading a conspiracy theory”. 

I’m going to say that again, but in a different way... The World Government Summit had a conference entitled “Are We Ready For A New World Order” and YouTube marked it as spreading a ‘cOnspiRacY tHeoRy”.

Are you paying attention?  

[conspiracy-theory-of-the-day]

CTOTD

everyone can totally play music by ear but big music doesn’t want us recreating songs willy nilly so they send out sound waves that interfere with that part of our brains.

[morbid-dwarf]

i can’t wait to stay up all night talking conspiracy’s with my favorite person and possibly giving them head.

[tfwqueenidjit]

Okay let’s start with this post here. So we all know that Five and John Mulaney have the same energy to a spooky degree and this has probably been done before BUT can we please discuss the fact that they look like each other to a concerning degree??? So much so that my phone did the thing where when you swipe up on a picture it detects the faces and tries to compile a collection by person I swiped up on a picture of Five and it recognized him as John Mulaney.

Now let’s go back, everyone knows the running joke that John Mulaney killed Princess Diana.

Let’s continue. Tell me, what was Five’s job at the commission? CORRECTIONS. He would time travel and eliminate necessary persons to preserve the time continuum.

If you were to picture Five having aged normally and being let’s say around the same age as the rest of the academy wouldn’t you say that he would look EXACTLY like John Mulaney?

Considering these things plus the mysterious circumstances surrounding her death, is there anything telling us that John Mulaney isn’t Number Five and wasnt commissioned to kill Princess Diana? NO.