After his sister left he went down the alt right pipeline😭
“but father!!!!! Chatgpt said monarch wants peace!!!!!!!!”
He’s so fatherless coded my god.
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After his sister left he went down the alt right pipeline😭
“but father!!!!! Chatgpt said monarch wants peace!!!!!!!!”
He’s so fatherless coded my god.
Hi/ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/, so i don't know if you're still taking request but I would like to make 2 requests for the miraculous x reader,[ idk if mlb stand for miraculous ladybug, if isn't then just skipped over my question. ]
I already read the smut rule carefully and wanting to ask for a
bunnix/Alix x reader with the reader only in love with Alix and not her hero alter ego
Fei wu x reader with the reader need to learn some martial arts for self-defense. Also smut
P/s (Don't mind my english, it's terrible and if it isn't what you have in mind then it's okay ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ)
A/N: IM SO HAPPY
This is my first request that I’ve gotten so Im super psyched!! I’ll post Fei Wu’s request later!
(I didn’t know what you wanted exactly for Alix but thank you so much for the request anyway I hope you like it!)
BTW Alix is aged up in this because there IS SMUT!!
Sry this took so long to come out 🤦♀️
𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐊𝐮𝐝𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐇𝐂𝐒 !! (𝐌𝐋𝐁)
• 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 •
Before you guys started dating Alix was for sure your best friend! You guys would constantly hang out.
If you know how to skate then Alix would be ALL over you.
Alix is very much the type to tease you playful during AND before you two are dating.
She loves making you flustered <3
Your hangouts are usually Alix skating by the Seine as you sit on the edge talking or eating ice cream, sneaking out at night to do graffiti somewhere, Or going out to a gas station in the middle of the night to get slushies.
Alix was probably the one to initiate the relationship by flirting with you a lot,
Plus Alya and the girls try to set you up all the time.
• 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐃𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 •
 when you guys are dating it’s not that different from when you guys are friends,
Lots of chill convos, getting into trouble together, and lots of fun!
Just a random thought, but if you like dying your hair, or have a lot of piercings, she would love to help you with it!
I head cannon that she likes Joan Jett so if you listen to her music to she’s all over you!
She likes it when you do her hair
• 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 •
LOVES giving you oral
HUGE TEASE
Really enjoys orgasm denial on you
Has a playlist for sexy times 😏
Is also into bondage on you
Bunnix! 💙
The Class Group Chat
17 23, Tuesday
"Caline Bustier" created this group.
Caline Bustier: Good afternoon class. After some fatal incidents with akumas, the school has decided that a group chat is needed for each class, so evacuation is easier and we can be alerted quicker of a student is trapped, ensuring the safety of all students and making Ladybug and Cat Noir's job less stressful.
"Doggo" has joined.
Doggo: Oi mates!
"Sk8r Girl" has joined.
Sk8r Girl: lol
Caline Bustier: Kim and Alix, please use your real names.
Doggo: Awwww
"Sk8r Girl" has changed their name to "Alix".
"Doggo" has changed their name to "Kim".
"Alya", "Rose", "Max" and "Nathaniel" have joined.
Alya: hey y'all!
Rose: hiiii 😊
Max: Good evening everyone.
Nathaniel: Hello
Caline Bustier: Good evening Max, Rose, Alya and Nathaniel.
Rose: is Juleka here
Max: Negative
Rose: really?😦 she said she was in
Alya: maybe its her wifi
"Juleka" has joined.
Rose: juleka!
Juleka: Hi.
"DJBoi" has joined.
DJBoi: Oops
"DJBoi" has changed their name to "Nino".
Nino: hi everyone!
Rose: hi! 😁
Max: Good evening.
Juleka: Hi.
Alya: hey babe ;)
Nino: Hey babe 😚
Caline Bustier: Nino and Alya, please keep all affectionate texts in private messages.
Alya: sorry ms bustier
Nino: oops
"Sabrina", "Queen Bee", "Mylene" and "Ivan" have joined.
Sabrina: Hi!
Alya: hey Sabrina
Nino: 'sup
Mylene: Hello
Queen Bee: Ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!
Alya: ???
Alix: the heck Chloe? 😑
Caline Bustier: Alix, please do not use vulgar language in this chat.
Alix: Sorry mademoiselle
Nino: where's Ivan?
Mylene: he's offline. probably napping
Alya: where's ma girl Marinette
Nathaniel: she never joined
Caline Bustier: May someone please remind Adrien, Marinette and Lila to join the group chat?
Alya: ill get marinette
Alya: marinette isn't home and she isn't answering her phone.
Nino: I'll try and reach Adrien
Nino: DUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Caline Bustier: Nino, please do not display such behaviour.
Alix: this isn's private chat you dummy
Caline Bustier: Alix, I said not to use vulgar language.
Alix: 😶 sorry miss
"Adrien" and "Marinette" have joined.
Adrien: Hi, sorry for coming late.
Caline Bustier: It's alright, Adrien.
Alya: Gurlll, where r u?
Rose: where's marinette?
Adrien: she's here
Alya: we know that but where is she?
Adrien: and I said here.
Nino: where's here???
Adrien: in the locker room
Alix: wth are you two still doing at school? its 5 o'clock?
Caline Bustier: Alix.
Alix: sorryyyyyyyyy
Alya: ooooh, you two doin dirty stuff? ;)
Adrien: what's that?
Rose: don't poison the child Alya 😡
Alya: oops, sorry
Caline Bustier: Adrien, what are you doing in school his late and why is Marinette not responding?
Adrien: Marinette's trying to connect to my hotspot
Marinette: hi, what'd i miss?
Alya: why are you in school so late?
Marinette: what?
Alix: don't try to lie. Adrien told us
Marinette: *privately to Adrien* you told them where we were???
Adrien: *privately to Marinette* yes, why not? we jumped in here after the akuma attack
Marinette: *privately to Adrien* you're jeorpadizing our identities!
Adrien: *privately to Marinette* plz ur overreacting. im sure there are other things people would think we were doing
Marinette: *privately to Adrien* like what???
Adrien: *privately to Marinette* like eating pasta or doing silly dances or just chillin in a locker room
Marinette: *privately to Adrien* think of a good excuse or no kisses for a month
Adrien: *privately to Marinette* :( umm, we wanted to study and feel the aura and illusion we were in school for upmost concentration?
Marinette: ...youre a moron
Alya: excuse me???
Marinette: shoot, that wasnt for you
Caline Bustier: Marinette, please do not use such vulgar language in this chat.
Marinette: sorry miss bustier
Nathaniel: wait, so u two are in the same room but talking thru private chat???
Marinette: ...
Rose: okay, now what were you two doing? 🤨
Nino: yh dudes, what?
Caline Bustier: Yes, I would also like to know. School is closed and both of you should not still be in the locker room.
Marinette: uh, we...
Marinette: *privately to Adrien* THINK OF AN EXCUSE QUICK!
Adrien: how about... we were making out in a locker?
Marinette: PRIVATE CHAT YOU DUMMY!
Adrien: shoot
Alya: 😱😱😱
Nino: WHAT?!
Rose: 😨
Nathaniel: wait, what-
Queen Bee: WHAT??!!!
Mylene: 😯
Kim: 😱😂
Marinette: NOOOOO THATS NOT WHAT WE WERE DOING!!!!
Alix: LOLLL U EXPOSED MAR 🤣🤣🤣
Marinette: I FREAKING HATE U RIGHT NOW AGRESTE 😡😡
Adrien: :'(
Caline Bustier: Marinette, Adrien, please watch your language in this chat.
Queen Bee: RIDICULOUS, UTTERLY RIDICULOUS!
Alya: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE DATING!!!
Alya: BESTIE YOU BETRAYETH ME!!! 😡😡😡
Alix: ROTFL
Nino: DUDE TMI
Caline Bustier: Please stop misusing this chat.
Alya: gurl where r u?!
Nino: dude, i think shes dead
Alix: she def killed Adrien lolll
Mylene: i cant believe they were dating!
Kim: Marinette is definitely not showing up to school tomorrow
Max: I apologize everyone. My internet logged me out of our chat due to some problems. What's all this about Adrien and Marinette dying?
Kim: read the chat
Max: Oh wow. I did not predict this.
"Lila" has joined.
Lila: Hey guys, what'd I miss?
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im now posting on mondays and saturdays, just in case anyone would like to know
★ ALIX LAYOUTS . . (´-ㅅก`) !!
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Alya: Adrien can do literally EVERYTHING.
Alix: I know! But there's gotta be something he can't do!
Mylene: Yeah. Like, he's gotta be a bad kisser!
Marinette: Nope. He's good at that too.
Juleka: ...what?
Marinette, mentally: oh crap
Spoilers for Chat Blanc trailer
So we’re all wondering why and how Chat got akumatized, and what the trailer means, so I’m gonna try and figure it out the best I can (apologies if this has already been discussed before)
We can obviously see Alix /Bunnix in this picture frame. From what we’ve learned from the past episodes, Alix’s miraculous has the power to go through time. This means that Alix has taken Marinette into the future, reasons unknown as of now, but I think I know why:
Adrien is obviously still young in this photo, since you can see he has the same nose structure, face shape, and Chat costume, the only difference being that everything is inverted white. From the rest of the trailer, this is the future version of Adrien. Yes he’s not older looking, but when given the circumstances this could possibly be a 10-year-old akumatized Adrien.
Reasons as to why he still akumatized may be because there is a new Hawkmoth. In one of the past episodes, where we had Alix‘s debut as a miraculous holder, we learned that there is a new Hawkmoth, meaning that Gabriel is not going to continue to be Hawkmoth in the future. Also shown in another previous episode, we learned that once the miraculous is handed off to someone else, possessions, creatures, and others are not in control of the new beholder. Unless another miraculous is involved, the before mentioned is not containable or controllable. This could also apply to akumatized victims, meaning either Lila, Chloe, Alya (which is a theory for another day), or the new butterfly miraculous holder has no control over Chat.
You’re probably wondering why I’m saying this is a past version of Adrien who has been akumatized for over 10 years or more. In looking further into the trailer, you can see why:


Paris seems to be surrounded by water or ice. This means that Chat Blanc probably had some part in doing this, and it wasn’t all done overnight. Unless his power was to dismantle cities, I really doubt that he made everything into water in one simple minute. This is most likely 10 years of work hunting down Ladybug, who is probably in hiding at this point, since we now know from Miracle Queen that she is the holder of the miracle box. Only Chat, who was the only conscious person at the time when she was handed over the responsibility, knows this. The new Hawkmoth, if Lila, will most likely want all of the miraculous for themselves, meaning Chat would have to hunt down Ladybug and take the box before getting her earrings.
All in all, the trailer, I believe, shows a futuristic apocalyptic version of Paris all created by Chat after he was akumatized when he was younger. The way they presented this trailer was more like an action horror trailer rather than a lighthearted funny one. It would be a big joke if future Chat Noir was really akumatized because he was upset that he wasn’t able to be a kid anymore, and the creators are just playing a joke on us giving us this big grand reveal. But regardless, I’m certain for one thing: We’re getting more development on the future versions of Ladybug and Chat Noir, as Alix most likely wouldn’t have been in this trailer if we weren’t discussing this; she’s only ever used unless is talking about time jumping.
Also as an add-on, I’m now realizing that this is maybe how Alix’s miraculous was damaged in the future. She’s not supposed to reveal anything to the past versions of Ladybug and Chat, so him cataclysming her miraculous while he was akumatized was probably how this all happened.  Just a little add-on, ignore if you want
Ya know Im low-key pretty darn jealous of Alix. She gets to roller blade everywhere and actually has places to do it. I used to own a pair of roller blades until my brother burned them and I never had an appropriate place to use them. Still don’t. Wanted to for 10+ years.
I live vicariously through Alix’s skating addiction