Fellas, is it gay to spend significant amounts of time alone in a dark room where 5 out of 6 walls are covered in stalker pics of another guy, and to keep watching & rewatching footage of said guy while sipping wine?

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Fellas, is it gay to spend significant amounts of time alone in a dark room where 5 out of 6 walls are covered in stalker pics of another guy, and to keep watching & rewatching footage of said guy while sipping wine?
wild af for the 4th movie to introduce the big bad by showing him in his goon cave in what was essentially mid-session
WITH A CUCK CHAIR AND EVERYTHING!
Dark Might & AFO
DARK MIGHT
How I feel about this character: Okay, so my lizard brain hears All Might's voice and sees All Might's face and I get the rush of "that's my blorbo!" so basically all positive feelings I have about him can be attributed to that. I do think he's pretty cool though, and his Quirk is really, really fun!! It's one of the things that stood out to me about him and I love it!! That being said, I was rooting for Izuku to beat his ass by the end of the movie (being an all might fraud and all that) but he sure was fun.
All the people I ship romantically with this character: TOSHINORI. Mortal x the man that worshipped the idea of him. Originally I thought Dark Might worshipped All Might himself like a God, but as the movie progressed it was clear that he only likes the idea of his power. Toxic yaoi.
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Bro doesn't have any friends 😔😔
My unpopular opinion about this character: I wish he was more popular! He's a good antagonist! Where are all the fics about him! Where's the fanart! (Which I could rectify I suppose, but I digress)
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: this is a gripe for all the movies, but I wanna see what happens to them post-movie. I mean, I assume Gollini is eating through a straw for the rest of his life after Izuku used all 50 states of Smash on him, but I think it'd be nice to see Toshinori chat with him in Tartarus, or at least see where he ends up.
Side note: For the longest time, I thought Dark Might was an AU of All Might where he was evil. I'm not the biggest fan of the Dark Superman trope, so I didn't watch the movie for the longest time---that was until I learned that Dark Might was actually just a deluded superfan.
ALL FOR ONE
How I feel about this character: Highkey he is one of my favorite villains, right alongside Stain. His theme is incredible, his cartoonishly evil deeds are fun, his personality is so awful that I can't help but like him. His relationship with All Might is what made me like him in the first place. I'm an avid English Dub enjoyer, and his voice is very fitting!
All the people I ship romantically with this character: All Might!! They're soulmates in the worst imaginable way. Toxic Yaoi at its finest. They make each other worse. "I'll find you in every universe and it will be awful for both of us." They're mirror images of each other and they hate it. Now kiss <3
My non-romantic OTP for this character: Yoichi Shigaraki. AFO does love him in his own way! The idea of taking over the world without his (unwilling) brother by his side was hollow! I love you twisted sibling dynamics <3.
My unpopular opinion about this character: Okay, the whole "born evil" thing was not for me. Also, I think the "he is emotionless/apathetic and therefore evil" was done a little in poor taste. Like, you can be the epitome of evil without coming out of the womb like that, and I think it would've been more interesting to pin his evilness as a product of his environment rather than just being made that way. Plus, we also saw that he wasn't emotionless, so it was odd to see it framed that way.
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I was actually pretty satisfied with how All For One's story ended/what happened in canon. That, or I just can't think of anything at the moment 😅
Give me a character!
The Ship of the Day is:
Valdo Gollini (Dark Might) x Toshinori Yagi (All Might)
I think Dark Might is the type of guy that - had it been public knowledge that All Might was a virgin - would definitely be weird about it.
He'd look at all the tabloid magazines about All Might, showcasing him with some other young thing and discussing all the rumours about this next alleged love interest, and assumed that - surely - the most powerful man in the world must be getting laid left and right, because that's the way it's supposed to be, right?
So when that info gets somehow leaked, apart from most of the general public being surprised about it but eventually moving on like normal people, Valdo is genuinely flabbergasted and even bummed out about it initially. What do you mean his headcanon about his idol turned out not to be true.
When the shock finally subsides, what it is instead replaced with is a budding curiosity - (the great All Might truly has never had sex with anyone?) that fuels into his already insane obsession with the man and blossoms into an honest-to-god degenerate fantasising and day-dreaming about being the one to deflower the All Might.
All Might x Dark Might is a hilarious ship conceptually, because it's legit the fastest way for Toshi to learn self-love, or the fastest way to even more self-loathing, and there's no in-between.
Okay, but consider this.
If All Might had been a woman, would Dark Might have tried to change his entire body into a female form, as well, to emulate her, or would he just have assumed the role of the male All Might equivalent (and potentially tried to woo her).
Hmm.