Summary: Allen and Tyki head out to buy supplies for some late night activities. Basically Allen’s a little shit and Tyki can’t wait to get home.
This is un-betaed, sorry if there are any mistakes! If you come across any let me know! I hc that Tyki has a daddy kink, so that’s why it’s rated PG because it is mentioned. Enjoy!
Allen stood in the middle of the aisle, thumb and forefinger on his chin, the other hand resting on his hip. All of a sudden he felt a presence at his side. A velvet voice started whispering in his ear, warm breath ghosting across his neck and cheek.
“My boy, you’re staring quite intently.”
Allen smirked before turning his head, almost nose to nose with the other man.
“It’s a tough decision. I mean do we want extra ribbing or a fire and icy feel?” He questioned, holding two different boxes in his hands.
Allen looked at the box and snorted at the ridiculousness of the condoms.
“Hey, don’t knock it till you try it,” the other man stated, putting the box back.
The two men stood there side by side staring at the rows and rows of condoms on the shelves.
“We could get this pleasure pack, Tyki,” he said, stepping forward to grab the box. “It comes with fire and ice, twisted pleasure, ultra ribbed and intense ribbed.”
“You don’t like twisted pleasure.”
Allen looked at him confused, “I don’t?”
Tyki shook his head.
“Mhmm, we used them once and afterwords you said that they were uncomfortable.”
Allen raised both his eyebrows, “I did?”
Tyki shook his head again.
“You had taken a couple shots by then so that’s probably why you don’t remember.”
Allen furrowed his brows, a small frown tugging at his lips while he thought.
“Was that at Lena’s bachelorette party?”
“Yep,” Tyki said, popping the last letter. He turned to look at Allen, golden eyes darkening and a smirk coming to bloom on his face.
“You came home quite tipsy, sat down in my lap and started telling me all about it,” Tyki lowered the volume of his voice until only Allen could hear it, but made his deep baritone a couple octaves higher, trying to imitate Allen and failing.
“’Daddy you should’ve seen her in her dress she looked so pretty’ and ‘the food was amazing Daddy, you should have seen it all! There was so much! It was so good too!” He dropped the falsetto, going back to his normal baritone before continuing,
“You were telling me how much fun it was while giving me this look the entire time. You where being a naughty little boy, teasing your poor Daddy like that.”
As he finished he threaded his fingers through Allen’s belt loops, pulling him closer before letting him go and reaching around to place his hands on Allen’s ass. His smirk turned sensual and his eyes darkened further. Allen laughed lightly, putting his hands on Tyki’s chest and standing on his tippy toes to give him a quick kiss on the lips. As he pulled back Tyki leaned in to kiss him again.
“Nu uh Tyki, down boy,” he said taking Tyki’s hands off his ass. Tyki groaned, lifting one of his hands up to his collar to fiddle with it. Allen smirked,
“At least until we get home,” he lowered his voice, “Daddy~” he giggled at Tyki’s expression and turned back to the shelves.
“That means we better hurry up and choose something before you pounce on me in the middle of the aisle”
Both men looked at he shelves their attention back on their original goal.
“Hey, what about these ones?” Tyki questioned, holding up a box of flavoured condoms in his hand.
“You’ll like these ones. Look at all the different flavours.” He said as he pointed to the side of the box where the list of flavours was. Allen snorted,
“Who says you’ll be the only one wearing them?”
Tyki looked over at Allen who was watching him out of the corner of his eyes, an innocent smile on his face. Tyki stepped back with the box in his hand.
“Alright, you pick one out for me then.”
Allen looked at him with a surprised expression, “Really?”
Tyki hummed an affirmative.
“Ah o-okay,” Allen stuttered looking at the shelves with renewed vigor.
His eyes wandered over the shelves trying to decide on one that Tyki would like.
“Would these do?” He held up the box for Tyki to see.
“Warming?” He questioned. He took the box and begun reading the back. “Sure, they sound like fun.” He added it to the other box in his hand then heaved a sigh,
“Now we have another goal to tackle.”
Allen was confused until Tyki gestured to the higher shelves.
“Oh. Right. Lube.” Allen joined Tyki in heaving a sigh. He pulled out his phone to check the time.
“We better hurry up though, we’ve been here way longer than it should’ve taken.” He said. It was already almost 11:30 pm. How had they spent nearly 15 minuets trying to decide which condoms to buy?
“This one looks good.”
“Cherry flavored? Tyki no. We already have flavored condoms we don’t need lube as well.” Allen took it from Tyki and put it back in it’s spot on the shelf.
“This one?”
“We always get the original one. Let’s be adventurous tonight.”
“Then this one?”
“Tingling? That one sounds good.”
Allen smiled, “Does that mean we’re done?”
Tyki looked at their haul. He nodded, satisfied.
“I think so.”
Allen smiled even bigger, stepping closer to Tyki. He stood on his tippy toes, leaning his head back, lips almost touching Tyki’s.
“That’s good, because I really really want to try out the new things you got me Daddy~” He said huskily.
Tyki shuffled his things to one hand the other curling around Allen’s waist, pulling him in close enough that their chests touched. He gave him a quick but passionate kiss, tongue darting out quickly to lick Allen’s lips as he pulled away.
He leaned down, his forehead resting against Allen’s. His heated gaze bore directly into Allen’s smug one.
“Keep talking like that and we might not make it home,” he growled.
Allen giggled before extracting himself from the other’s arms. Choosing to grab his unoccupied hand instead
“C'mon, let’s go pay for those.”
Tyki gave a quick hum in agreement before planting a kiss on the top of the shorter man’s head.
