Another request, but this time I'm kinda projecting. The lords with an S/O with a severe pollen allergy because I suffer every spring due to mine 😭
Sure thing! Thanks for another request, and I hope that you find some solace in this from when pollen drowns you in the spring <3 thanks again, and I hope you like it!
Resident Evil Lords With a S/O Who Has a Pollen Allergy 🌼
Alcina Dimitrescu
Oh she feels so awful when she sees you sniffling and sneezing every other minute
Your poor red eyes, your running nose, your scratchy voice, it makes her feel so terrible
She tries to keep the windows shut as much as possible so pollen from her gardens doesn’t get in the house, but it’s simply inevitable
Whenever allergy season rolls around, she has her maids put her house plants outside, just in case
She makes sure you drink lots of water, and even though you might not be physically sick, she makes you stay in bed
“I promise, darling, the repulsive weather will be over soon, and your winter will come around.”
Lots of tea
So much chamomile
She gently holds your hands away from your face as you try to wipe your eyes, making them redder than they already were
“Dearest, I know your eyes itch, but touching them will only make it worse. I’ll get a maid to get a wet cloth to put over your eyes.”
Even though she hates the winter, she can’t wait for it to come so you stop looking so miserable
Donna Beneviento
The manor is surrounded by flowers in the spring, so you’re miserable
There are beautiful flowers in Donna’s home, but you’re eyes are so red and dry you don’t have time to admire them
Donna has control of some of the pollen, but not all of it
“My dear, I’ll move my plants outside and let the pollen air out.”
That, actually, let’s more pollen in
Listen she hasn’t done this before!! The whole “partner” thing!! She doesn’t know what the hell to do, and your tired eyes and scratchy voice certainly aren’t helping
She panics
Her cadou reacts
She creates potent pollen
You trip balls
Angie is cracking up as you sniffle on the bed sadly, giggling drunkenly as you point at the blonde man with three fingers in the corner
“Oh darling, I can fix this. Angie, would you get some water for our dear?”
She mock salutes and toddles off, and Donna forces herself to calm down
When your allergies finally tide over, you laugh as Angie tells you about what you said
“You said this dumb blonde waltzed into the house and got himself killed by a big baby! This is fun, you should get pollen allergies more often!”
Salvatore Moreau
He, as a doctor, knows what to do
Water, tea, humidifiers, blankets, VapoRub from the Duke, the whole shbang
As a partner?
He’s so sad when you’re sick
He holds your hands so you don’t wipe your eyes, and he always carries a handkerchief with him in case you have to sneeze
He has scentless, gentle lotion to put on your red Cupid’s bow from all your nose blowing
As soon as you’re taken care of, he shifts into his mutated form and cried into the sky
“Mother Miranda, make the season pass quicker! Make winter come quickly, please!”
Your tired ass waddles outside in five blankets and leans against him, bonking your head on his tail
“Sal, can you stop yelling at the sky and come watch The Great British Bake-off with me?”
He’s okay with staying inside with you as long as you’re hydrated and well rested
And if that pretentious bitch doesn’t win the episode you’re watching
Karl Heisenberg
He has the same allergies as you, so you’re miserable together
You stay in bed with red eyes and sniffling noses, barely talking because of your sore throats
He doesn’t even yell at Sturm as much because he’s too tired
“Kit, can you yell at Sturm? I don’t wanna.”
You’re the doctor of the household since poor miserable Karl is too tired to do anything
You shuffle to the Duke, looking high as fuck with your red eyes, and you buy everything you need to fix your drama queen
“Ah, I see mister Heisenberg’s allergies have rolled around? Well, now he has someone to share them with.”
You just pay Sturm on the head when you pas him
“Thanks, kit. You’re a lifesaver.”
You become his personal body pillow for however long his allergies last
He’s also your body pillow
Because you’re both miserable
“Heis, it’s your turn to go to the Duke’s.”
“Fuck off, I’m dying.”
This lasts for a month
Hope you like it, you poor allergy ridden bloke! <3
