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“i just sat here for a good two minutes thinking ‘why on earth would...”

I once took a 700 person econ class.

i remember you telling me about that and it still stresses me out to this day 

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gxas PHIL

FREYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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allthefuckingstuff replied to your post:fuck i haven’t taken a cute selfie in so long get...

You can’t be cute when it’s hot?

my face gets sweaty and my hair gets frizzy

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allthefuckingstuff replied to your post “imagine-dragonborn tagged me in a thing so i have to give five facts...”

You have a tea problem

excuse you it is the exact opposite of a problem you heathen

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allthefuckingstuff replied to your post:allthefuckingstuff replied to your post:Teach me...

All the alcohol vocabulary

Okay well I speak Spanish not Mexican but I assume almost all of it is the same.

Vodka, tequila, and whiskey are pronounced the same as in English. (Although keep in mind the Spanish B and V are pronounced exactly the same. You'll be understood if you pronounce it the English way, though)

Rum, however, is pronounced "ron," make sure you roll the R or you'll sound extra extra foreign. Rum and coke is ordered by saying "ron con coca-cola," whiskey and coke would be "whiskey con coca-cola" etc.

All your favorites (margarita, mojito, tequila sunrise, etc) are the same. Add a little latin flair if ya want for kicks.

Wine is vino, pronounced like bean-o, kinda. Red wine is vino tinto, white wine is vino blanco. If you want a glass of wine, you ask for "una copa de vino." 

Beer is cerveza, in Mexico it's pronounced sed-vez-a, but in Spain we talk with a lisp so it's "thed-beth-a." IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE: Spanish R's, unless it's a double RR, sound a bit more like Ds than Rs. I recommend watching some telenovelas and listening for the sound.

Weed vocabulary: (because I know you.) Marijuana is pronounced how you would expect it to be. As in like the name Juan. Porro is a joint. Bong is just bong I think. This is probably different in Mexico.

If any Mexican Spanish speaking people see this post feel free to correct anything!

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allthefuckingstuff replied to your post:Teach me Spanish now

I don’t speak enough Spanish to know what this means

zorra what do you want to learn!!

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Teach me Spanish now

lol que quieres aprender?

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What the fuck though that picture you just posted is literally you don't even act like it's not.

omfg right though i've found my doppelganger

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