A Host of Rebel Angels

emily | 30s | she/her | usa | very little original content but my tags are hilarious

[campmiasmas]

a face I swear that I could spend my whole life knowing herе's to hoping.

[inmyskin2002-deactivated2025082]

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

[ilyarozanovgifs]

Ilya Rozanov + tweets

[deedala]

you're a baby ♡

[jawpeople]

okay this is an insane poll but for context: as a lot of people know, in fashion and styling, different people have different complimentary palettes. some people look better in cool tones, some people look better in warm tones, some in bright colors, some in pastels, etc etc. however, this also applies to metals, specifically gold vs silver. so,

do you know whether you "should" be wearing either silver or gold

yes, i know which looks best, and i stick with this

yes, i know which looks best, and i don't care

no, i don't know

nuance button

Voting ended onJun 20

[jawpeople]

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

[whatcha-thinkin]

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Voting ended onJun 18

[rainbow-femme]

I love the idea of Shane being not just good at hockey but good at all sports, to the point where it fascinates and infuriates the other Centaurs

Because what do you mean they went to the batting cages for some silly fun to watch everyone flail at an unfamiliar sport, only for Shane to need three practice swings before figuring out the force and timing needed to start hitting every single pitch? What do you mean he sets the course record at the mini golf place they have the Pike twins birthday at? What do you mean he learned how to play cricket over a long weekend in the UK? What do you MEAN your Canadian ass that grew up on a calm, tiny lake went to visit Rose in LA and just learned to surf from “some guy” one of the days she was busy??

Shane doesn’t get why they all think it’s so crazy. He’s a professional athlete, he’s good at full body and mind control as well as adaptability and hand-eye coordination, and he’s so used to being the best in the world at hockey that he views being mundanely good at anything else as barely noticeable. He argues with Troy over whether he counts as being good at basketball just because he killed them all at the basketball shooting game at a Dave and Buster’s

They all start making bets to see who can find a sport Hollander isn’t good at. Harris is convinced he’ll win with figure skating because Shane’s muscle memory will want to work against him with a technique that’s so similar but also so different, only for Shane to come out of an afternoon learning from his old friend who was at the Olympics with the ability to do simple jumps and spins and is insisting the whole team learn so they can incorporate it into plays. Harris is not allowed to make suggestions after that

Ilya just sits back and lustily watches his husband destroy their friends at volley ball, wrestling, tennis, broom ball, and ultimate frisbee. Shane participates in an all pro athlete Ninja Warrior event to raise money for charity and Ilya can’t watch the clips of Shane flying through the course like a bat out of hell unless he is able to fuck Shane immediately after it ends

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve just seen the craziest image

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | BTB Warm-Up | 01/11/26

[maryreadings]

obsessed with this silly tiger

[thesaltofcarthage]

[Jaws music]

[Jaws music]

— wait, what the fuck? where did it go? where did it go?

[bodyintheriver]

Gideons turn + complimentary mullet Gideon for those who celebrate 🎉

[clytemnestraaa]

just had a thought so disgustingly sappy i had to open my period app to check if i am about to ovulate. i am not. there is no excuse. i'm sacrificing all my hard earned cynicism credibility for this... imagine a hollanov toddler getting mad and calling her papa ilya "rozanov" because that's what her daddy shane does when he's mad

[trapcard]

They're not lesbians!!

idk what this is referring to but yes they are

[thisfeebleheart]

Shane chasing Ilya's lips: 🤌

[diesatorus]

at the end of the day we have to consider ronan (catholic) and gansey (died and resurrected)

[thence-we-came-forth]

Shane fucking Hollander you have captivated me with those heart eyes of yours it's so unfair

[senatortedcruz]

[pedro-friedeberg]

@woman-respecter