#ally thoughts

[lampsugeki]

the feminine urge to make people watch a super in depth explanation of a glitch on an n64 game that amounts to a dry computer science lecture

[yandereloveraw]

Just a thought I had about Y/N and Beetlejuice

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Beetlejuice: All you gotta do is say my name three times!

Y/N: I call your name two, three times in a row.

💚 Say My Name - Alex Brightman

🤍 Crazy In Love - Beyoncé

[Both songs belong to their creators]

[ally22042000]

SOPE Android

Ally Thoughts

House Bot! Yoongi x Reader x Sex Bot! Hoseok

Warnings: Sexual Content (nothing in detail)

A/N: Under “Ally Thoughts” I will post little snippets of imagines I have. Feel free to send asks about them to expand them if you want to. Hope you like this. -Ally

You bought Yoongi first. In dire need of help when it came to your house chores You didn’t want to hire a housekeeper because you felt uncomfortable with the thought of a stranger entering your home. So, when HYPE came out with a line of House Bots to help keep a home clean you were one of the first to buy one.

I was weird getting used to Yoongi’s presence in the beginning. You’d come home from work, and he’d have a healthy meal ready for you. Your laundry would be washed, folded, and put away. He’d remind you regularly to drink some water and order your groceries.

In the morning he’d have breakfast ready and would update you about the weather conditions.

Over the period of four month, you get rather close. He’ d learn how to use humour and sarcasm. He’d have your favourite snacks ready for you and cuddle you during your period. You would consider Yoongi your friend. You were close but no boundaries were crossed.

It all changed when you ordered Hoseok. You had been single for a while and even the few interactions you had, were never really what you were looking for in the bedroom. You ordered Hoseok not only to get past your dry spell but also to uncover new sexual territory. What better why to comfortability do that, then with an android who’s only goal is to please you.

Yoongi helped you choose the Sex Bot. Both of you sitting in front of the computer, browsing through the options.

Once Hoseok arrived, you were rather nervous to press the “On” button. You had been so sure when you read through the confirmation mail. Ready to start this sexual adventure. But as you stood in front of the beautiful android with black hair (the opposite of Yoongi’s) and heart shaped lips, your anxiety got the better of you.

A week after Hoseok’s arrival, Yoongi decides that he can’t take your hesitance anymore. He starts Hoseok while you’re at work and explains his purpose.

You almost fainted when you came home and Hoseok was standing in your living room, the boxers he came with, the only thing covering his privates.

“Hello Y/N. Nice to meet you. My name is Jung Hoseok and I’m at your service.” Yoongi standing behind him with a smug smirk covering his face.

That night the only thing you and Hoseok do is talk. Yoongi informed him about your nervousness, and he wanted to make sure he could calm your mind before making a move. While Yoongi was doing the dishes, Hoseok talked with you about the things you’ve tried in previous encounters. Wanting to know in detail what happened during your those. Your cheeks flushing while his eyes never left you face. Wanting to read every emotion that crosses your face.

The next day in started with a make out session while you were watching a movie. It was clear to Hoseok that, while you have a lot of desires, you were too hesitant to act on the just then. So, he decided to slowly ease you into it.

A slightly bit on the lips here, a harsh grip on your thighs next. A few days later you start him yourself, coming home from a frustrating day at work and in dire need of an orgasm. He makes you cum with his fingers twice before he even stops to say hello. Licking your slick from his fingers while he orders you to drink some water. Before you can even blink the door opens and Yoongi comes in with a glass of water and a few energy bars.

That’s how you slowly fall into a rhythm. While Hoseok sprung on you as soon as you turned him on, bending you in different positions all over your apartment, leaving you satisfied after every encounter, Yoongi was always around the corner. Ready to bring you whatever you need and take care of your post orgasm needs.

After Hoseok tried restraint for the first time, Yoongi went on a deep dive about helpful massages to make sure you wouldn’t be sore the next day.

When you can barely sit on your wooden chairs after a spanking session with the Sex Bot, Yoongi rushes to order pillows which fit with the interior design.

But your sexual expertise wasn’t the only think that was blossoming. Jealousy, the green monster, was blooming in the Bots.

For Yoongi it was when he heard your screams through the door. Hearing your moans and gasps, begging for the other Bot to go faster, harder. It was killing him, that he wasn’t the one who caused our euphoria, the one that got to taste your wetness and make you come undone.

For Hoseok it was the closeness over mundane thinks your shared with Yoongi. How you talked with him about your day, back hugging him while he was cooking. The way you laughed at the jokes he made and squishes his cheeks when he baked your favourite cookies.

Both Bots wanted to step into the shoes of the other, but that isn’t what the y were created for. Slowly they picked up on the desire of the other.

Hoseok realised the lust of the elder, when it took him longer to leave the room during your little snack breaks, his eyes lingering on the exposed parts of your body. Yoongi would recognize the longing in the Sex Bot’s eyes, whenever you would burry your face in his chest.

They both started to talk about the interactions the other had with you. Drinking up every detail about your intimate moments.

For now, that’s how they would get by. Living of the worlds the other created with their words. Hoping, that one day they would get the chance to live out their fantasies. Hoping that you would consider using them beyond the purpose you bought them for.

[piratechnics]

accurate representation of ocd through a vampire-killer-fucking vampire …. throwing up my arms, cheering, punching the walls,

[lampsugeki]

i love vocaloid so much. it feels like wrestling a soul into the machine by teaching it how to sing.

doesnt hurt that im pretty easy for jpop either

[lampsugeki]

istg there is a cryptominer on my machine that closes when i open task manager (sorry im too lazy to move over to linux)

[lampsugeki]

is it possible for a boccipilled girl to fall in love with another girl that is also a bocchicel

[lampsugeki]

my coworker pulled out his ipad and told me "looks like its time to morb the zerk"

my blood pressure rises. my heart is pounding. im practically shaking. "could you repeat that i ask him." my mind is racing thinking of all the threats this jermapilled guy poses.

"looks like its time for more beserk." i eye him suspiciously. he can continue living for now, but ill be watching him carefully for the next few days