Thinking more about the idea of Figarland Shamrock meeting little Luffy and deciding my son now. (Link here)
Luffy realizing after a moment oh your not shanks but by then Shamrock already like 'Yeah no my child now' CP0 agents like' oh do you want him as a slave sir' and Shamrock like 'how dare you call my son a slave he is my child and therefore a celestial dragon'
Everyone having a moment of 'I you can't just adopt a child and make them a celestial dragon, it's about blood an-'
Shamrock: Are you telling me what I can and can't do? CP0:... no sorry sir
Luffy of course trying to escape but not able to. Insisting he's going to escape and be king of the pirates and Shanks said pirates are truly free. Shamrock just like no pirates aren't free we the world nobles are free we can do whatever we want and trying to basically indoctrinate Luffy.
Shanks, Garp,Dragon and Crocodile all teaming up and having moment of collective freak out and
'YOU WERE MEANT TO BE PROTECTING THE KID' and a lot of finger pointing and collective freaking more and more out.
'WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S EATEN A DEVIL FRUIT? ..HE ATE WHAT DEVIL FRUIT?'
'HIS OTHER GRANDFATHER IS WHO??'
'GARP WHY WEREN'T YOU WATCHING HIM..WAIT WHAT OTHER KID...YOUR OTHER GRANDSON IS WHOSE KID??'
Dragon: I am going to destroy the government
Shanks: Weren't you already trying to do that?
Dragon:Yes but now I'm going to do it even harder
(Bonus dumb idea Shamrock looking at Crocodile and Dragon instantly like FUCK OFF HE'S MY HUSBAND
Crocodile: We aren't even married
Dragon:SEMANTICS)
