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[sleepymouses]

“pink louis with puppy dog liam” c: for @slug2

[clubolive]

Someone send me $60 for my birthday so I can go and get this phone please please please please please

[pasiphile]

Still forever fascinated by the seduction scene in Richard III. 

It’s pretty easy to see the way Anne goes from mourning and wanting revenge to being betrothed to her husband’s and father-in-law’s murderer in a matter of minutes as FRAIL BETRAYING WOMANHOOD and a consequence of Richard’s skills, but there really is more wriggle room re: interpretation than that. 

(especially when you consider that the tipping point in that conversation seems to be the moment where Richard hands her a sword and bares his chest)

[glitzandshadows]

Newlywednesday (2015)

please watch this video 

[thegodthief]

So yesterday was not a good day, and while I was much comforted by the presence of friends and amused by Sec's not-quite stand up routine, I still went to bed in a shanking mood.

I dreamt I was sitting on an outcrop of rocks overlooking a still lake. Still pissy, I was throwing pebbles into the water because I didn't trust myself to be civil around anyone right then.

A woman came up to me. Well, her clothes were a woman's clothes. But her body was all wrong. No head was mounted on her neck, and her arms were placed under her ribcage. She greeted me loudly and brightly as she approached, so I returned the friendly greeting as best as I could. Which wasn't well.

"You keep hailing like that and ice is going to fall out the sky at your call!"

"Sorry. I've had a day. I don't feel sociable, and I'm surprised I can even speak to be honest."

"I heard someone was throwing shit in the lake, so I just had to come see! But you're throwing stones. Which is not shit."

"You sound disappointed."

"Well, shit splatters, you see. And I wanted to see if shit would bounce as well."

Her tone gave away that she was bullshitting me, and I couldn't help but smile at her words.

"But shit would be hard to throw!"

"Really? Have you seen the logs some men drop around here? You need a lever just to roll them out the road!"

And the conversation quickly devolved into various takes on really shitty puns. Every time I thought I had a punchline, she would flush it and establish a new low. Soon I was laughing to tears. She was having so much fun throwing verbal shit around, she was holding the hem of her dress by her hands and jumping as she spoke.

The topic turned from feces to vaginas. Again we vied to out-gross and out-pun each other. I mimicked Sec's "routine" (and gave credit) and the strange shaped woman giggled approvingly. She retorted with an even worse (better?) routine and as I howled my laughter, she lifted the hem of her dress as the punchline.

I recognized her immediately once I realized where she was speaking from.

"Oh, Baubo! I have been so discourteous! Here a goddess has come to me and I have been nothing but filthy mouthed the entire time!"

"So you were eating shit before! Gotcha!"

She slapped me on the shoulder as I slipped off my seat in laughter.

"You doing okay now, dearie?"

I was wiping my tears off my face and trying to remember why I was so pissed earlier. Once I did remember, the events weren't so troubling now that I had distance from them, both emotional and temporal. "Yea. I'm doing okay now. Thanks, Baubo."

"Tell that Seckie friend of yours that I'm stealing her routine!"

"I'll tell her."

"Always find something to laugh from. Mortal life is too short to stop laughing. Laughter is a gift from the gods! After all, what some mortals call civility is absolutely brutal."

"Yes, Ma'am."

Baubo held her dress up just enough to be cheeky and swaggered off singing a very, very raunchy song about salads, Caesar, and the recycling of semen among the men of that dynasty.

I don't think I'll be having ranch dressing on anything for a while because even if I don't remember all the words, I'll remember the visuals they created. Yikes!

[ailiacchi]

more dumb pics under the cut haha

like, I could use the bonus dungeon's item system to get better guns

or I could keep disguising myself as people's older brothers

and following up on that last one, for anna:

hellooooo nurse

aLSO

ELUSIVE ANIME NIPPLES

[bestivals]

Hi, i hope i don't creep you out. I don't have Tumblr but i always check your Tumblr and louweetomlinson page because you guys are my favorite Louis blog and i'm so happy to find another Louis girls like you. I mean i love the way see Louis as human not only as superstar. And oh, i crazily obsessed with your tags. It's hilarious but also very touchy especially when you talk abt how everyone love Louis. Thank you for keeping me happy with your Louis post! Love yaaa!!

:) you're wonderful, anon!