[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[adulthoodisokay]

please unmute this

[acecroft]

Charlie Cox as Tristan Thorn in Stardust (2007)

[yubels-deactivated20210922]

[vitwixt]

I’ve been working on challenging myself to redesign mash’s armor so it isn’t so…..boob armor-y the past couple days!! I was trying to incorporate Lancelot’s armor into the design as there’s no references that i could find easily (read: on wikis) for Galahad.

Anyway she looks adorable like this and grand order is a coward

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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[busymatches]

i had to draw my favourite daughter for the dishonored anniversary <3 i cant believe its been 6 years 

[marisketch]

I don’t think I’ve ever drawn Lust before.

[a3on12]

Dishonored 2 - Delilah’s Paintings 

1.  I Regard Her, Within and Without

2.  I Look Upon The Craftsman

3.  My Fires Burn Within Breanna’s Marrow

4. Luca, His Eyes Upon Me

5. The World As It Should Be

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kemurikusa]

[somecutething]

Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

[durendoll]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

once I was working on a farm with this french guy who was going to school for Complicated Computer Stuff and he decided he wanted to go on a Big Adventure so he and I both ended up on this farm.

And one day we were moving fire wood from a big pile into neat little stacks for the winter and we came across a big wasp nest. Well, actually, we just kept coming across individual, very angry wasps, telling TALES of a nearby nest in the wood.

So the farmers hosting us shoo’d us away and told us we Were Not to go near the firewood again until they took care of the wasps bc they didn’t want any harm to befall us.

So I was happy for the break. I mean, we got plenty of breaks, but I never passed up the opportunity to drop where I stood and take a grass-nap.

But the French boy Could Not Abide wasps keeping him from his Duty.

SO he went back to the pile and started slowly moving logs one by one while I sat up and told him to, uh, Not Do That.

But he was determined. And when he finally found the Big Wasp Nest, and I was on my feet, he said “get ready to run.”

And let me tell you, when a Frenchmen lifts a log over his head, looking Wasps and Death Itself in the eye and tells ya that, you’re on your toes.

And he just fucking. Used a log to smash the nest. He just obliterated it and the wasps went Wild and we RAN.

But after about 15 minutes the wasps moved on, and we could get back to work.

Our hosts were HORRIFIED, and we promised we’d never do anything That Dumb again.

Which of course meant it became standard protocol for the next 10 times we found nests.

But honestly that really changed me. The dude didn’t just squash the wasps. he squashed my fear. Since that day, I have known none. I will SMASH any obstacles life gives me, even if it means running for my life and laying low for 15 mins for things to cool down.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

also now this is usually how I always get rid of wasp nests but Do Not Do This

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m out in the woods for work today and we found a hornet nest on our equipment and I said “it’s okay everyone just get ready to move” ad picked up a huge rock and I took care of it and they said “you are a wild girl Mallaidh Anne” and I like looked into the distance dramatically and thought of the one brave man who brought me here today

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

Bloodborne Sightseeing 3/?

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite historical phenomena is technology that’s based on a totally off-the-wall theory about how the world works, but ends up being sort of effective because it’s close enough. Like those old-timey plague doctor masks, whose enormous beaks are an enclosed breathing apparatus stuffed full of dried aromatic herbs on the theory that disease is communicated by the odour of decay - which is completely wrong, of course, but the masks ended up being reasonably effective at their purpose anyway because it turns out that sticking a big wad of dried plant matter in front of your airway is a pretty effective way to avoid inhaling aerosolised bodily fluids.