GOT S7 Premiere
Okay, so is anyone going to talk about how fast Euron was able to build AN ENTIRE FLEET? Wtf.
Also, I’m very bitter about how Dragonstone suddenly looks like a paradise island now that Stannis no longer lives there.
Speaking of Stannis, why the fuck did Sam even need to go to the Citadel? (I mean aside from giving the showrunner’s a reason to show diarrhea and retching noises a lot? Ugh.) Sam said it himself: Stannis TOLD HIM ABOUT THE DRAGONGLASS ON DRAGONSTONE. Ugh.
Also, if it had been Sansa travelling by herself and she happened upon a band of male soldiers, who’s betting it would have been a cute moment with singing and rabbit meat and laughter? Not me. I’m not angry that Arya’s having a decent time on the road, I’m really glad for her, but it just seems so unfair that Arya is never punished for choosing to trust men, while Sansa pretty much always is. Sigh.
BUT: HOW AWESOME WAS THE FREY MASSACRE?
HOW AWESOME WAS EVERYTHING SANSA SAID? I mean, both her scene with Jon and Petyr were just A+.
I also kind of enjoyed the Lannister stuff in King’s Landing, even with Euron being all weird. Cersei painting that map on the floor was cool. Jaime being like: “Sooooo, are we going to mourn or talk... or something? Anything?” was cute.
Also, the Hound dragging that guy’s man bun was epic. And making fun of rum-drinking guy. And generally just Sandor being great. He is fun. But also sad because dead people. :(
And Bran!! Bran was awesome! Can’t wait for him to reunite with his sibs. :D