#alterhuman shitposting

[old-gods-bones]

Being alterhuman is so funny sometimes.

Fuck it, the angels are watching meme compilations on YouTube now.

[xx4thwallfvck3rx]

shut the fuck up don’t kinkshame. non consensual godmodding is the only way i can feel safe enough to cum 😔

[old-gods-bones]

With dog my therianthropy comes a desire for mischief. Sometimes that mischief is against my own routines unfortunately.

This puppy has very little regard for reasonable bedtimes.

-Corbin (he/him)

[xx4thwallfvck3rx]

rick and morty fictive couple who see pinkie and the brain and they go ‘oh no’ and they immediately lock eyes for a split second before immediately…. well, i shant say.

[xx4thwallfvck3rx]

fictive heavy sys4sys polycule that can only watch reality tv together for obvious reasons

[xxpreycodedpredatorx]

siri my soul feels like its on fire and i’m getting spiritroasted by the hatman and also god …. siri help meee

a/n spiritroasted is a term which here refers to being spit roasted by at least 1.1 cryptid entities. with giant schlongs that probably have spikes or some kind of fucked up demon shit

[xxflutterinax]

*wiping vomit from the corner of my mouth* aha yea i kin for fun

[xxhostfuckerzx]

blitzø buckzo fictive kintype bo burnham